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Top Ten Plushie Foods

That's what makes having them in plushie form so perfect. We don't have to eat them!

by pebblesnbambam1
Neopian Cooking: Preparing Meridell and Altadorian

Neopia has many tasty and not so tasty foods.

by jrayeb3
Creating the Themed Neohome 2.0 of Your Dreams

I would like to share with you my tips on how to create the themed Neohome of your dreams!

by vanessa1357924680
How to Be Yourself in a Crowded Neopia

There is a lot of pressure on us Neopians to have it all – trophies, avatars, expensive items, millions of neopoints, impressive pets. But do those things really matter? Is your Neopet any different red, green, yellow, or blue than when it's Darigan or Royal?

by rupeedupe
The Last Blast: Trophy Guide

In The Last Blast, robots are swarming Kreludor's mines and, of course, it's up to you to stop them!

by felix_gaeta
What's Your Favorite Way Of Helping Others?

Some people are so generous...

by indulgences
The Minion Perspective – Faeries

What do we really know about the Faeries?

by devotedslothminion
 
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"The Story of Kanrik" by xenna_15
The Gelert shivered in the night and coughed, his breath becoming visible in the chilly air. He had been wandering for hours, and still there was no one. No one but him and the howling wind. He heard footsteps and dove into the shadows in an attempt to hide. He looked around in fear. His eyes widened as a Shadow Lupess came forward, followed by a Blue Lupe...




Other Stories


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Abernathy's Bane
It was all a show. There was no real danger. This was the Haunted Woods, a place that thrived on terror and surprise and impossibility.

by uberdancingdolphin

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The Making of a Mercenary
"Yes, Mother. Don't worry. I practiced and even added a few embellishments of my own to the pieces that I'll be performing tonight."

by yin_yin_7

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A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Four
"If you hurt her..." she heard Leglus begin to threaten.

The Lenny laughed. "Oh, now, there will be no need for that, good sir. I'll make this fairly simple. You give me the chest, and we let the girl go."

by kandeegrrl


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The Draik in Black: Pictures of Darkness - Part Eight
"First thing you should know," Jack said, "is that this has been going on a lot longer then you might think..."

by dr_tomoe

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Dead End: Boochi
Let's get outta here!

by killable

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Lab Shenanigans
Lessons learned at the Lab.

by vilvery



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