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Sisters Forever

"I've got it! Sibeal! She has tons of hair stuff! I bet she won't mind if I borrow one!"

by violet_nose
Hour of The Haunted Woods

"These woods are filled with mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..."

by alexrae963
Cheese Rolling

Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...

by silverswirl_1996
The Window

The cool house provided a welcome relief. Carefully tying the last daisy into her hair, the blue Aisha stepped into the parlor. This was her favorite room...

by reggieman721
My LAST Game of Round Table Poker

"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...

by merticulous
The Princess Letters

My father, Coltzan, and I knew that someday, such an event was eventually going to happen. We realized that you would eventually have a desire to go back and reclaim your own kingdom...

by myfallenrevival4
The Trouble with New Clothes

"Washing machine?" The Shop Wizard looked stumped. This, I decided, was a bad sign...

by forty2stars
The Provider

Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task. Thomas never stayed in one place...

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Last Real Fake Magician

Staggering back, he looked at what, or rather who, he'd run into. It was a red Shoyru in a black silk top hat and cape...

by neesboy
 
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Poking Like a Pro



I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion, so that you may participate in the NOPEs in Y12, which are going to take place in Shenkuu. It will take great skill, determination, and you will have to miss several meals, but hopefully, when you finish reading this article, you will be a poking champion...



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Dangerous Petpets of Neopia
So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them!

by basiliskx17

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All About Antwerphs
This article is about everything you could possibly what to know about that cute, little petpetpet-devouring anteater know as the Antwerph. Read on to discover the amazing beast.

by daburro

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A Break in Memory: Part Seven
The shadow Alien Aisha glanced around - Mina and Brandy were too busy packing to pay any attention. She knelt in front of the small yellow Aisha, meeting his eyes earnestly. Hers were deep and silver, just as much pleading with him to understand as he was her for information...

by appaloosa500

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In This Together: Part One
"There's nothing to worry about, little sister," he told me, draping his paw around my shoulders. "You've got me. And we're in this together, don't you ever forget that..."

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Tailspin
Something has happened.

by cannonsmbt

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Darkest Corner: Dig-dig-digging!
Depressed pets in slow motion at work...

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa




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