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	Fly High: Kadoaties Don't you wish we ate as well as the kadoaties? by linkxzelda666tingle
	Totally Random Random Contest Always read the rules... by carrotbreath
	The Life of an UC Pet It's not all it's cracked up to be... by littlest_wiley
	A Cheaper Alternative Well that's one way to do it. by littledude61394
	The Evolution of the Hoagie Kadoatie If I fits, I sits. Also by mapthesoul by brooklyn3223
	NeoPaper: Budget Cuts Are you sure there aren't... erm... better things to cut first? by mbredboy31
	The Distraction Strategy Now that's a foolproof plan. Also by hottie_2004_67_888. by bittersweet52
	AC Woes I did not think my position through... by _starryeyedsurprise_
	Just Kidding Not cool, kid. by cria_sherwood
	How Not to Journalism Tobias is gonna cut his losses and ignore that. Also by minnesotan by rooftopchicken
	Just Another Day In which the artist tries to draw with a mouse. by miacirclegirl
	Head in the Clouds: Souvenir! That's a souvenir you don't want to keep. by yoshisislandbandit
	Don't Hug ALL the Quiggles! I know, it's hard to contain your enthusiasm for Quiggle Day, but please try ^_^ by elipsis4k
	Lame Pun: Altador Cup start Now with 100% more beef by blackaavar
	Press Conference Make Some Noise Techo is the tip of a very weird iceberg. by porcelaincerberus

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"A Hot Heist" by drifbilim
"The Ice Crystal Shop could make a fortune down here,” Inhi muttered to himself as he wiped another coating of sweat from his brow. He hadn’t even entered Moltara proper, he was still waiting in the elevator queue on the surface. But it was insufferably hot—even for a Hissi like himself. There was a shadow Cybunny a few spots behind him who was more sweat than fur, and Inhi hoped that the Cybunny didn’t come here expecting a vacation spot. He sure hadn’t. Moltara was hardly even a tourist spot anymore. The novelty of a new land had worn off, Moltara didn’t have anything to offer unless one was looking for ore, or a specialty item. Food was subpar (not that that was particularly surprising from a city built in a subterranean tunnel), and there was only so much lava one could look at before it was a part of the scenery, no different from snow or grass. And the average hour long wait time to even enter the city threw a lot of Neopians off. It threw him off, really. But he didn’t have much of a choice. It was lucky that he didn’t have to come here often at least, because he was coming up to the part of the trip that he absolutely loathed. Security check.

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A Hot Heist
“The Ice Crystal Shop could make a fortune down here,” Inhi muttered to himself as he wiped another coating of sweat from his brow. He hadn’t even entered Moltara proper, he was still waiting in the elevator queue on the surface. But it was insufferably hot—even for a Hissi like himself.

by drifbilim

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Old Lupe Balthazar
How had it come to this? Balthazar thought as he scraped the dried pumpkin off of his fence. A few years ago, he would have chased those pets off of his lawn without a second thought.

by gumgum101230

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Altador Cup XI Match Report: From the Sidelines
I’m here today in the spectator area with some of the gang, and coming up is Maraqua versus Krawk Island. Say hello, everyone!

Garin: Yeah, hi.

Jacques: Hi.

Slightly Manic-Looking Blue Techo With Bloodshot Eyes: HII!!!

by an9375

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Yooyu Year 'Round: The Unofficial Yooyuball League
For some, this month-long tournament is not enough to sate their thirst for one of the most popular sports in Neopian history – Yooyuball. And for these passionate fans of the sport, it’s never really leaves them, even after the colosseum closes its doors.

by mebot1

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The Vine of Destiny: Book 1, The Apprentice Pirates: Part Five
As she continued her work, her sharp ears picked up the sound of footsteps approaching her house. A confused look crossed her face and she listened more carefully. It was unusual for anyone in the village besides her to be up at this hour, but it couldn’t simply be a group of young’uns looking to play a prank on her. The footsteps belonged to adult men, judging from the sound.

by teamchao466

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The Sleeper of Altador: Part Two
A desert Aisha and a faerie Ixi landed in the Lost Desert a few hours after they received the emergency neomail from Jerdana, Altador's famed sorceress. Biscuit, the desert Aisha, had spent the Virtupets ship ride concocting the best plan to apprehend their villain, and she delegated the task of contacting Torikor, their blue Grarrl commander, to Ciebatta, her faerie Ixi partner.

by amarettoball

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