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Flowlight: Moon - Eternal Stranger: Part One

This is the first part of one of the foretellings of the Great Eyrie Sage of Shenkuu, Four Left Feet – currently held in prison at the displeasure of the Emperor – as recited by his scribe, One Pugilistic Mootix.

by antiaircraft_3
Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part One

"Platoon, ATTENTION!" The bossy, authoritative shout rang out across the small clearing in the Haunted Woods.

Also by shirahli

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

Tracking Down a Bloodline: Part One

"Are they still after us?" Garin asked. Jacques looked behind him at the guards who were following them.

"Yep. And they look as mad as ever!"

by medit92

Imaginary Realm: Part One

"Cannonball!" Ello exclaimed, slamming into the water! She created a huge splash, getting the whole boat wet...

by luna4400
 
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Skirmishing Skirmishers



Intense music fills your ears, and you shudder as your last Kougra is taken off of the board. All that remains now are two Scorchios and the Eyrie leader. You have already determined the location of the other team's Eyrie, but your three remaining pieces are no match for the four others that rest on the other side of the board. You ponder for a moment; if your Eyrie dies, the game is over, but neither Scorchio has any attack power. What should you do?



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"Yes, ma'am. You have your first mission." The Usul's shriek of delight made the Defender wince in pain.

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You Know You Are Addicted To Neoquest II When...
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7 Easy and Hopefully Pain-Free Ways to Earn NP
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Why Phelps Can Never Place in the Beauty Contest
"I don't think that is your trophy..."

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Dream or Neopoints?
Didn't even give it a second thought.

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