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Everyone Loves the Undead: Part Seven

"About the fortifications," Arthur Munroe said, the zombie sidling up to them. "After your Werelupe broke in, we've been having more trouble shoring up our defences..."

by herdygerdy
We All Fall Down: Part Eight

"DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!"

by ellbot1998
The Quest!: Part Four

"Ha! I won!" Jex shouted from up high. 

"Quit bragging! You cheated, you know it!"

by anapaula_p55

Song of Silence: Part Five

Desdamona landed in the cave that evening in high spirits, and smiled as her siblings clustered around her eagerly, wanting to know what had happened.

by fields_of_gold
There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part Three

He had heard from the bookshop owner about a ninja training school on Mystery Island. Was it possible the tunnel from Moltara had led there?

by serissa98
The Darkfordian Chronicles: Wind - Part Two

The Winds were not in her favor today. As a matter of fact, they weren't in anyone's favor; not in the deserts around Sakhmet, at least.

by creativemonster9
Desert Journey: Part Two

When Aria was a child, she learned the ways of her tribe. "You must prevent outsiders from reaching the ancient city Qasala."

by cureleantwilight
 
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