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Issue: 321 | 7th day of Celebrating, Y9

Comics

	Qnde & Szoo: A hugging problem, part 3 Some air, please...! by shubi5
	A Tale About Two Kingdoms - Episode 3 The Transmogrification Wine Idea by ibiflex by gogolplexplex
	Scrooge! Hey, buddy. by kevinlin1216
	Sanctuary Sshhhh... they're sleeping. by xtermination
	Neozxc Nonsense lyk OMG!!!!1!!1 by neozxc20
	Slorgarific Adventures: Under the Sea Whirlpools! Also by monkeybytes by jellybeanott
	Salt the Slorg: Anger Management P2 10... 9... 8... (annoy) 10... 9... 8... (annoy) 10... 9... 8... (annoy) BOOM!!!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	Lunaticity #6 Something has happened! by jerk_head
	Petpet Tales: Florg Attacks! A colorless tale of how Florg the Mutant Chia may've came into Neopia. by periodicage
	Coffee Shop Maybe we should never come back here EVER. by uhopin313
	4-Round Pack What Lupes and Wockies are eating is unique! by liatheninth
	Our Lives... Your pet has stepped in a 'Pile of Dung'. Also by beachnut14 by sir_serene
	Paint Up your Life! Leon&Skelly are back in a new adventure! Enjoy the Part 1! by bloodwise
	Blechy Hat: Why They DON'T Make Jelly Grarrls If you are thinking about having a Jelly Grarrl, remember this: always make sure your pet is satisfied. by kevin411911
	Flying Gnorbu? There are no flying Gnorbus out there... right? by spiritofearth
	Big Mouth,Small Luck Reasons why Neopians shouldn't say anything when visiting Coltzan's shrine... by keypurr
	That's Weird... The Censor Bar Glasses by __cuti3patooti3__
	A Ordinary Day... 51, 51, 51... 52, 52, 52... by delifynia
	Baniai Buds 2.0 About Karrygra's dream by lacreamosa
	Haunted Tales The word of the day is... by axil16
	And the Rest... Meet the family... by zutaragirl
	Unhinged Should have brought a wheelbarrow... by sharkies
	Rain, Rain, Go Away! Something has happened! Written by pudao by summerschilde
	Fifty Years from Now I'm old! Also by yomna by futuremrsharrypotter
	Two and a Half Gelerts twirl by silverqueengalaxia
	The Neopian Bizarre That dastardly Eliv Thade! by thewinkingcat
	NC Mall Rantings The nerve! D=< by brittanyrc3
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Didju want some ice cream too? by kittylin
	Neomon #1 Wow! How did you know? by dragonite_princess
	Panic! At The Neohome MEEP! by daisy_64113
	Sketchy Situations I thought about it. by _finnavair_
	Happiness Is A Warm Cookie I do beg your pardon, my good man... by dash_of_formaldehyde

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"Her Inner Colour" by farah_fadam
Sigh. The pain of being a Disco Kacheek. Everywhere I go, there is the request for me to 'shake it' or 'groove it'. I wonder when they will grow tired of it. I know I was since the day I was painted with the Disco Fever Paint Brush. At first it was amusing, I admit, but now I kind of miss my old Blue colour...

Other Stories

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The Squid Hat
After a while, Skim came along, and the family didn't have enough neopoints to buy a wearable item for him. That's when he went into inventing...

by the_artist_megan

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Thank You, Ben
May slumped onto the dirty ground of the school's hallway angrily. This was the fifth time she had gotten sent into the hallway this week...

by calman49

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Get Organized, Stay Organized
Your Neohome is a mess, you have lost your textbook for the thousandth time, and your safety deposit box is so full that you are tempted to rent out another one. If this sounds like your situation...

by lytening10

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30 Omelettes You DON'T Want To Find In Tyrannia
Mummified omelette. A recipe from the Lost Desert brought to the far land of Tyrannia a long time ago. Unforgettable one million year taste, you'll see.

by anamya

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The Ghost of Meridell: Prelude to War - Part Three
Danner turned to see Lady Hadassah sitting at a nearby table, reading a book. "Lady Hadassah," he stammered. "What are you doing here?"

by kt_fox

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Beginning of a Legend: Part Two
Garin and Jacques couldn't help but feel proud. They had actually made something of themselves in one night. Now they were really getting somewhere...

by medit92

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