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	True Sisters: Part One I brushed off my feathers and looked around. The attic was very old; you could see that just by looking at the floor. It was worn smooth from years of tiny feet running, chairs scuffing, and brooms sweeping... by im_smarter_then_you
	Shades of Darkness: Lights in the Shadows - Part One "Well, I can't believe you fell for that old trick again, Tal," taunted the Zafara. "Maybe that's why you were always worthless..." by jesse12_3
	Encountering Resistance: Part One If this hiding place was anything like the hundreds before it, it would shelter him for a few months, with any luck. All he had to worry about was getting out before the Empire discovered it... by moosuem

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"The Health Food Crime" by zen_reina and mygoodguild
"The food isn't really healthy at all," Quinton confessed. "It's much cheaper this way, and I can make an enormous profit selling this junk for as much as I can sell the real stuff!" Quinton winked. "But don't be alarmed, my girl. It's all in good business. Just don't tell anyone. Now go open the store..."

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The Health Food Crime
"We want to make as much money as possible, and besides, I need to get rid of these organic vegetables. They're already rotting, and I want them off my hands now!"

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Kotureo and the Magic Asparagus: a Pirate's Quest
Kotureo was a great pirate, who sailed the Mystery Channel (that one that runs between Mystery Island and Krawk Island) many many years ago. He's most renowned for one great adventure involving Coconut JubJubs, a band of scurvy Pink Kacheeks...

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Top Ten Ways to Make any Party... Interesting
How many times have you invited all your neofriends to a party, only to just sit and stare at the wallpaper sipping punch?

by kyrmia

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The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. Sloth
As sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.

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Toilet Troubles
Based on true happenings, sorta...

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One of a Kind
What'cha get for lunch?

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