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A Slorg's Quest: Neopian Times 950

Buried in a comfy little bed of cushions and blankets a pink slorg, covered in heart-shaped spots, struggled to stay asleep as all sleepy creatures are wont to do... Collab with xxnovey

by seismicfury
All That Glitters Is Not Necessarily Golden

Exit Stage Left, Pursued by a S950 Kreludan Defender...

by pikapi20
950 Shades of Fire - A Party to Remember

A night of excitement awaits at the magnificent Presidential Palace hotel. Collab with _aragorn_

by nice_collector
950 Wishes

Weary Vera and her endearing daughter Lila spend the last of their savings at the Wishing Well... Collab with pandacat838

by milkshakes004
Marbles & Jewels.

Captain Scarblade goes on a little fishing expedition...

by coursework
Cocoabears, This Year's Best-selling Gift

A wintery petpet adventure! Collab with joanna_lewis

by kebicorn
Prisoner 950

Master vex encounters a vexing new prisoner...

by dudeiloled
The 950th Battle

Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran... Collab with typlohisioh

by myncithemonkey
Dreaming of Song

The first dream was of a forest...

by jaudaran
 
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"The 950th Battle" by myncithemonkey
Mako, a name that strikes fear into the hearts of his many adversaries, is a stalwart Grarrl and seasoned Battledome veteran. Born into a long lineage of Neopian generals, Mako's ancestry hailed from the windswept plateaus of prehistoric Tyrannia, while later generations of his family settled in the turbulent waters of Maraqua during periods of strife and unrest. Mako's fighting prowess is not marked by typical brute strength, but rather his versatility in different fighting styles. Mako is a quick thinker and capable of adapting to his opponents and figuring out their weaknesses. Throughout his fighting career in many Battledome tournaments, Mako easily dispatched most foes, and conquered even the toughest opponents such as the Qasalan Mummy and the Giant Hungry Malevolent Chomby. Since a young age, Mako studied at both the Swashbuckling Academy and the Mystery Island Training School. Captain Threelegs always fancied Mako's intuition and eagerly...




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G&B: Advent Calendar
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by hotneograndma

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
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A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare
The thrilling conclusion to A Hero's Ballad: The Knightmare!

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The Neopian Times Wordsearch!
Can you find all of the hidden words?

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Annual Job
Get ready to... collab with iam_puma_master

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