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The Dare

Don't look up, thought the watcher.

Sahrani looked up.

by i_heart_xweetoks

A Letter to the Public, by Princess Lunara

As most of you are well aware, my disappearance wreaked havoc all over Shenkuu.

by armed_neopians
Hero of the House

Xana ruffled his scruffy black hair and grinned cunningly. "I thought you wanted to be a superhero like Judge Hog or a famous Yooyuballer like me?"

by chimp_chicken_fish
Zana in the Summer

The early summer morning in Shenkuu would have been perfect but for the crying. Crying? My eyes shot open, suddenly fully awake. There shouldn't be crying! Not here in the tranquil academy.

by emily5martin
Confessions of an Orange Hasee

I'm ready to quit being the orange Hasee. I'm ready to move on to a better life, one where I can choose to eat more than just doughnutfruits...

by ronnied1994
A Breath of Fresh Air

Even immortals need to be reminded to breathe in, breathe out, and move on.

by toadsdontexist
How The Quintilc Got Its Colour

To learn about a land, one must go to it.

by laughingbear
Habitarium Adventures: A Pest-scapade

"Why d'ya always want to harvest grass?" a voice said. Berkeley turned and saw a Mootix approaching her.

by ezel68
A Contemplation on the Life of a Baby Pet

I wasn't always a baby, you know.

by fiddolin
 
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Beat Bumble Beams



A simple game to get your head around: drop robot petpets into moving bins via a combination of levers. "I can do that, simples!" most people exclaim, to find that the simplicity of design was hiding a game that required far more precision and strategy than they possessed. This was certainly the experience of one of your authors (htamale – hi!). In the tried and tested thinking of many, I abandoned the game to find something easier. However, I was recently persuaded by fellow author meanmoddy to come out of my self-imposed Bumble Beams exile and have another...



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Wonderful Wishing Well
What's the secret to winning at the Wishing Well?

by blackwater444

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Collecting Stamps: An Interview With Malphd
How some dedicated Neopians have accumulated so many stamps!

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by kuroge


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Child of the Drenched: Part Two
"But I don't want to go back to the ocean yet! I haven't seen anything," Mara cried in protest.

by kristykimmy

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The Jewel of Maraqua: Part Three
"I see you're quite surprised. You know, dark faeries aren't the only villains in Neopia."

by blazingcatwings

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How the Ghost Got Its Glow
"I wonder what happens if your Ghost Neopet eats these?"

by super_chippy

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Badly Drawn Pets - Zombie Troubles
Zombies attack!

by digit2000



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