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Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Adventure

Kaela Kau was a bright, friendly soul.

by hellokitty_beauty
Habitarium Heroes

You are about to read a true story of heroes. First, though, I must set the scene for you.

by therons
To Remember

"Jacob! Jacob, have you cleaned your room yet?"

by stori_booke
The Hero

Rond felt like a failure.

by tj_wagner
Reminiscing Freedom's Memories

While you're browsing through the stalls, knights just march up to you, drag you to Meridell Castle and frantically worry and scold you like you've known them and they've known you...

by clovermint209
Mixa and Tixa

Mixa and Tixa have never gotten along, and in fact, they are almost always fighting, but things can change....

by chestnuttiger787
First Snowfall

"Come on, Ankwi, it's snowing! Hurry!"

by randomettee
The Portrait

"I'll need to use the sumi inks, watercolours, and a sheet of proper paper."

by won_shi_tong
Against the Grain

Jenn lets each of her pets work at the bakery after they've been a part of the family for one year. As today is my 365th day in the family, it's my turn to see if I've got what it takes to make a decent iced cake.

by enjoyeverything
Roodoku - Letters from Roo Island

I heard that King Roo is looking for a new Blumaroo Treasurer.

by weepingwillowy
Sloth and the Salesman

Sloth gets a lesson in dictatorship 101 from a surprisingly ANNOYING source.

by butterflygirl113
 
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"Sloth and the Salesman" by butterflygirl113
Doctor Sloth sat hunched over a crisp new set of blueprints, his Grundo scientists having assured him that this was the pinnacle of their combined efforts. With this new piece of machinery and this particular plan of attack that his strategists had spent weeks devising to go along with it, total Neopian domination was nearly inevitable...




Other Stories


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My First Day as a Neopian
Confessions of my first days at Neopets. :)

by century_gothic

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Living a Lie: The Story of the Imposter Apple
No longer will you remotely question the strange happenings that must be about when you pluck a mask-wearing orange from Bart's pail. All your answers are here.

by fluffywoy

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Unrest: Part Three
She has taken the Forbidden Stair, Mistress...

by linda_reincarnated

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The Page's Promise: Part One
Nothing bothered Trayanne when she was writing; nothing. Not even the fact that she was ownerless and in the Pound.

by thediractor

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Cheesy Jokes - Sloth Appreciation
Happy Sloth Appreciation Day!

by cheesetwo__ff

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The Goofers
If you don't know yet, Xweetoks would just do ANYTHING for jellybeans...

by lintsuf



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