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Life As A Food

Please do not eat our food friends!

by peroxwhy_gen
The Adventures of Azarak and Zimra: The Beginning

But it wasn't always like this. After all, everyone has to start somewhere. How exactly does a hero become a hero, anyway?

by scoogums
Terror Mountain Avalanche

Suddenly, the ground started shifting. She turned around for a second...

by jacqds
Lowered Expectations

"It's only for three days, so I'm sure you'll be fine. You'll be staying at the Faerie Castle..."

by maltese51191
This Is Not Where I Belong! (Or Is It?)

"Oh, but you'll definitely get the lead, Mae Lee! You always do!" Well, that WAS the truth...

by actressgirl_100
Why Lily

Miley saw her and smiled at what she thought was a look of excitement. "Shevi," she said, gesturing at the Lupe, "this is your new sister!"

by rockin_reporter
The Bilge

One of those jobs was working of a fishing trawler as a deckhand, along with a rugged Lenny who called himself Tarfeather. He had clearly seen his share of battles, with abrasive features and a personality to match...

by samurai_lincoln
Different This Time

Surely too much had happened, too many miles had been crossed by her young heart for her to retrace those steps...

by sarahleeadvent
The Denture Adventure!

Hester Bitterbee was not happy, to say the least. Those dentures cost money...

by crazycatthing
The Colour of the Sky

Lori suppressed a sigh. "Well, what colour do you want to be?"

by dogsrule459
Mystery of the Missing Bubble Bath

Then she let out a horrific gasp. "Stacy, Stacy! The bubble bath is GONE!" she screamed...

by lily_catherine
 
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"The Colour of the Sky" by dogsrule459
"Lori! I thought of all people you would know; a paint brush is permanent! If you don't choose the right colour, you can't change unless you spend all of your neopoints on another paint brush! It's crucial that you find the perfect colour, or you're either scarred for life, or you spend the rest of your valuable money on another colour!"




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Chia: Soon to be Limited Edition?
In a recent survey, the Neopian Government asked: Should Chias be banned from Neopets?

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Gourmet Restaurants - Top Three
Here are rated three of the best well-known restaurants in every aspect.

by ridiculer

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The Darkest Faerie Returns: Part Two
"What are you two doing in there?! Don't you know that only Siyana and King Altador are allowed in there? Get out before somebody sees you!"

by ewagon

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Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part Eight
Eventually, the group reached a wall that appeared to be made of nothing but packed soil. Luther beamed...

by klaus239

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Unhinged
Did you find anything?

by sharkies

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Serious Business
A comic writer's initiation...

by barbie_doll123



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