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Where Are They Now: Heroes, Villians and Icons

"Hello everyone! Thank you for reading the first instalment of a brand new mini-series documenting the lives of famous, and infamous, icons in the world of Neopia after their peak in the limelight."

by mickey_a94_a39
 
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"The Neocola Faerie" by spidey897
Everyone was loathe to admit it, but there were two kinds of dark faerie. The kind that cast hexes, and rehearsed curses, and definitely needed that Fuzzie Bear for target practice- and stop making that face or I'll turn you into a Mortog! You know, that kind of dark faerie. A normal one. Perfectly perfect at being dark and evil and brooding and such.




Other Stories


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The Distorted
Throughout history, some stories are prone to losing their meanings. The tale of Toumei the Distorted is no different.

by fallingdaybreak

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Lori and the Flight Academy
"Lori always knew that something bad was coming when her mom asked her to stay at the table after dinner."

by speelyrox

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Some of Queen Fyora’s Fabulous Rarities
"Well, today, in honour of the Fyora edition of the Neopian Times, we’ll be examining some of the most unique retired Hidden Tower items."

by _brainchild_

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How Long Before…?
"...how long before we have an avatar for having all 6 red Codestones in our inventories? And how long before the Neopian calendar is updated with new holidays? I hope this article makes you think!"

by indulgences

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This is Me..
Be YOU.

by sarasolar

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Step Out Shoes
Side effects include nausea, heartburn, and unwarranted confidence.

by bohneevair



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