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The Grand Neopian Travelling Circus: Part One

On behalf of co-founders, Sinead and Nina, we invite you to come on a journey with the Grand Neopian Travelling Circus!

by frithy
Before the Thunder: Part One

Smoke.

Why did she smell smoke?

by theloverpokemonqueen

 
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Does Technology Exist?



I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...



Other Stories


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The Tomb of the Jellianculus
I really don't know why I brought him along with me; of course he was going to be a nuisance! But still, he is my most trusted companion...

by _dontstopbelieving_

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A Rift in Direction
Surrounded by the pressing waves upon the boat, and the pinching cold that flooded the air, they knew that there was no turning back. They were committed.

by internal_darkness

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Making The Most Of Your New Gift!
So you open the door to your neohome one morning and you notice a finely wrapped present on your doorstep...

by usukii

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Alternative Training!
Well, imagine a 12 hour lesson in the secret ninja training school, paid with 6 red codestones, each one at the price of 50,000 NP... Doesn't sound appealing, does it? You'll be impressed with what I'm about to show you!

by _white_spirit_

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Tooth Faerie Tales
Why the Tooth Faerie loves Tyrannia.

by arcipello

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Psychotic!
Having some lab ray troubles?

by bellepsyche



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