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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part One

"Faerieland is the perfect place to celebrate my birthday!" Sparkles declared.

by downrightdude
The End: A Shoyru Tale - Part One

"I, Doctor Frank Sloth, the most intelligent creature in the universe, have returned once more. Do not panic, for it will do you no good."

by nintyplayer
 
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A Special Sloth Day



Can you believe it has already been a whole year? Get ready, Neopians, as it is everyone's favorite holiday. The 14th day of Sleeping marks the annual entertaining and widely-celebrated day known as Sloth Appreciation Day. This day is dedicated to the one, the only, Dr. Sloth himself! This day is in celebration of everything good, bad, and ugly to do with the wise and powerful Dr. Sloth. I suggest you...



Other Stories


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The Life of an Unemployed Pirate
Benny caught the mug and stared down into it for a long time, then looked up and gave the shopkeeper a stern glare. "What was that?"

"That 'n's on the house," the Yurble said, turning away quickly...

by scribe1020


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Five Hundred Paper Weewoos
But one day, it feels like faeries are in her feet and she is restless and sick and tired of sitting alone and looking at her hands.

by pandora

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Top 10 Most Wanted Random Events
At one time or another we've all wished for a useful random event, but what exactly are the most desirable random events in Neopia?

by mercy_angel

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Elegant Elephante Wearables for Elephante Day!
Elephante Day is once again upon us, Neopia!

by sychologist

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Frozen Dinner
Don't eat it like that!

by actinia

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Neo Events - The Giant Omelette
I wonder what happens...

by ilovepuppies31



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