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Lani and the Beast: Part One

"I still can't believe that they delivered our stuff and just left it on the lawn! Either Mystery Island is even more backwards than I'd thought, or we chose the wrong moving company."

by selenial
Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm - Part One

"Couldn't a world of jelly exist?" young Quentin had asked his mother. She shook her head sadly.

by haimoku
 
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"Message in a Bottle" by jbergz8495
Joanie had been turned grape. Of course, her mother went crazy. At first, Joanie thought her mother was upset, but it was actually the exact opposite. "You look so adorable!" her mother squealed. Joanie never thought those words would come out of her rough and tough mother's mouth. "We need to get you some smaller clothes, don't we!" She grabbed Joanie's hand, something...




Other Stories


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Gesn and the Kacheek Day Cake
Sometimes, the things that you believe do not belong are the things that make something truly special and whole.

by thropp

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Say "Ahhhhh..."
The Neopians need me. I am Neopia's finest dentist.

by black_skull725

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Wobbly Food Thoughts From a Wobbly Mind
The other day I ate a Jhudora Jelly. Before bedtime. The item description tells us this jelly is NOT toxic but made out of just lime. So I ate my perfectly harmless, before bedtime snack and settled down into dreamland.

by rck2002

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How to Name Your Pet
You run to the 'Create A Neopet' page screaming excitedly, select your species and... Disaster strikes. "The name Fang is taken."

by tiptoeboo

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A Neo Look
...at the Toy Repair Shop

by jewelia52

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The Zanuxar & Puknot Show: Potion Panic
Owning a plushie Kacheek can lead to uninvited nightmares.

by wingsofathena



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