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"No, Adee, I Don't Think Anyone Wants a Neobadge" by ava_ked
Good morning, everyone! Because today is Friday, I'm going to allow you to do whatever you want, within reason of course. No, Frank, you cannot zap everyone with your laser gun. Of course, I'm sorry. I promise I'll remember you prefer to be called Sloth. Oh, that's nice, Adee. Did you make those neobadges yourself? Yes, I'm sure everyone would love to have one. Isn't that right, everyone?

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