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Starfire Detection Agencies: Part One

"We're here about the Thyora's Tear you reported missing earlier today..." Much earlier. It must have been important to her if she reported it missing at 5:30 a.m...

by wicked_summer
The Chronicles of K'drathe: Part One

As Silvana walked out the door, she heard voices coming from the Rainbow Pool. She glanced over towards it and saw her worst enemy getting painted Fire...

by aislynn7777
The Fall and Rise of Sycaria: Part One

"Who are you?" he demanded. "I told the guards outside that we were not to be disturbed..."

by jdb1984
 
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"Edna's Crash Course in Broomstickery" by tallydepp
Unlike most witches, Edna hadn't really taken to flying particularly well. She had spent over two hundred moons just learning the basics of broomstick travel and still hadn't quite mastered the art of broomstickery, something to which the Brain Tree would testify, since he had suffered a number of broken branches after an unfortunate incident last full moon when Edna had been feeling unusually confident about being...




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Hidden In the Shadows
It was cruel and unjust, and I hated her for it...

by dragon_child_

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Pirate Haven
The Pirate Pets of Altador can't afford to give King Altador any inkling that such a place exists just outside of his grand city. If you're a well known pirate with excellent underworld connections, then yes, of course you'd have a ticket in, but otherwise...

by seegensays

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Observations of the Wild Gobbler
The Gobbler turns from the water and struts away, oblivious to our presence. His head bobs forward and back, as if he's proud of his recently consumed dinner...

by resurrectedwarrior

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That Piper is Distracting!
The main goal of the game is to collect all the baskets within the timeframe, and more importantly, collect the star baskets last...

by vrankovic40

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Pet Kicks Club
1) Where does Dr. Sloth come from?

by gelert548

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CrazyComix: Hurrah! Field Trip!
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by samantha13_rose



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