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Etana the Coward: Part One

Etana laughed dryly. Etana the Coward, so terrified of danger that she'd barely left Brogan's library since the end of the Rebellion. It wasn't a new thought; sometimes she thought she heard pets in the street saying it, too...

by xialavin
The End of the Rainbow: Part One

The young Kougra shook his head, striving to get loose beads of water off. It was hard to think of a glimmer of hope when everything just seemed to be falling apart within him...

by littlej001
Curse of the Werelupe: Part One

"Great," Jenn exclaimed. "Now I only have to wait for your brothers to wake up so I can give you your present." She seemed to be bubbling with excitement...

by rachelindea
 
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"The Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise and Fall and Rise of the Bungee Jumping Blumaroo" by tambourine_chimp
The Blumaroo blinked profusely and looked around him as if for the first time. "I wondered why no one was gathered to watch me... thought they might have gone..."




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Two Days with Taelia
Netta could barely make out the figure that drew close to her, shouting to be heard above the blizzard...

by fearthejuliet

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Teaching Tanya
"Hey! Who are you and what have you done with our teacher?!" she shouted in mock horror...

by sooooocute5

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Yooyus in the Air: Why the Altador Cup was Delayed
The smell of loaded hot dogs and fruit-filled slushies wafts across the crowd. Suddenly, the raging spectators grow quiet as the colosseum darkens and the center ring opens on the field below....

by micrody

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Snow Wars 2: Blasting Lupes and Snowbeasts, Oh My!

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by pretty_feet


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Contemporary Insanity
Caffeine - The reason the announcers are speaking, and not in a coma.

by boohbah098

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Code Blue
So THAT's where it comes from 0_o ...

by shining_comet



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