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The Story of a Weapon: Part One

Why were these people watching her? Why wouldn't they leave her alone? Why was she even there? Where was her mother... Did she even have a mother?

by proud_taurus_chic
Needed Adventure: Part One

"Yes, well, it's a bit hard to explain, but there's someone I'd like you to meet-- someone who I was hoping you could take in..."

by tdyans
They'll Never Hear a Word We Say: Part One

She made her way downstairs after making sure she looked perfect. It was not every day you went to school for the first time...

by sytra
 
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Other Stories


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A Quiggle of Another Colour
"I'm tired of being a boring blue Quiggle," Blue Goggles burst out. "There are blue Quiggles everywhere and they're cool and all... but I want to be different!"

by redhaiku

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The Master and the Manual
Weeks of preparation had gone into this school trip across Neopia, but Zephyr felt as if she accomplished nothing. Tomorrow her class would be headed back to Neopia Central...

by kemppotatoe

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Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks!
Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them.

by starlet87

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The Inside Story of the Rock
These mysterious petpets are more than just a rough surface!

by yippo_yippee

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Boredom at its Max
That sly, sly faerie.

by toad_on_the_road338

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Edna and Sophie's Stew
Edna meets Sophie the Swamp Witch...

by smockey11



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