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	The Legend of the Lab Ray Scientist: Part One Unlike his peers, this Scorchio embraced science and technology, and would not be bothered with what he saw as "grunt work." He longed to become the greatest inventor in all of Neopia... by chaosmage25
	Past Reflections: Part One "There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..." by smurfafied1800
	We All Had Each Other: Part One Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves... by tiger_kitty7788

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Guide for Manly Men

All of the following things do not contain one manly thing about them: the color pink, Usuki dolls, shades of purple, the Rainbow Pool, faerie magic, Super Happy Icy Fun Snow Shop… And that’s nothing. Believe or not, Neopia is overrun mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly man pet to survive. The effect that females have had upon Neopia is overwhelming and opens up so many questions. Why are all the faeries...

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Telling Kep's Story
Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...

by ee365

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Transmogrification
I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween...

by valkyriemaiden

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Regarding the Exchange of Round, Wet Projectiles
Anything can be thrown in an active snowball fight. I've been known to accidentally throw my pet's petpet Abominable Snowball at people. In a snowball fight, however, snowballs are the most preferable type of ammunition.

by phsycoticdancer

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Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup?
Together, the crowd witnessed the rise and fall of a rain of mortogs, annoying faerie quests, and some really rude mutant Yooyus...

by iamskot

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Elderly Pets Gone Wild
Time for a walk.

by wallaroo42

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Dangerously Insane
That hand is very crafty.

by leah_51293

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