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Alix knew that Virtupets station had entered it's nighttime cycle mostly because of the small and almost imperceptible change in the whir of the motors of the electronics.

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A lone Werelupe and Shoyru had been fighting in an ancient ice cave, and they were nearly finished with their work.

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10 Items To Get You Ready for Usukicon!



*High-pitched screams* OH-MY-GWORTZ! The best event of the year is here! Usukicon! It’s a pink parade! This is the time all of us doll collectors go absolutely CRAY-ZAY over the new releases, the playsets, the collector’s editions, the goodie bags… *sighs* It’s like Usuki Dreamland, right? The name is Lucie, by the way! You may know me as Neopia’s biggest Usuki fan, some even may say… frenzied Usuki fan! You are absolutely mistaken if you think you can wear whatever to the event. This is NOT the time to be comfortable—it's the time to shine and show everyone at Usukicon that YOU are the ultimate Usuki fan with your Usukifit. Got it? So get in, loser, we are going to steal these 10 ideas that will make you, like, the coolest Usuki fan ever! Usuki Dream Car Vroom vroom! Everybody make way for this pink cruise! You have to arrive at Usukicon in style, and you'll be turning heads with its red velvet seats and glossy finish. Is it a fast car, you may ask? What is its engine like? Silly questions! The only thing that matters is looking cool! And you will look absolutely FABULOUS in this car. 10th Birthday Usuki Birthday Lunch Bag Cool collectors stay well-fed and energized throughout the entire event. That’s like, the basics, you know? This Lunch Bag is not only THE cutest thing, but it’s also super high tech- whatever, and it keeps your food warm (or cold!) for a long time! Which is exactly what you need, because you’ll be walking for HOURS to snag the best deals on Usuki dolls.



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