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The Heist at the Chocolate Factory.

"The smoke inside the Thieves’ Guild Hall floated slowly toward the ceiling beams of the old tavern. It hung there like a living thing, curling around the rusty lanterns, refusing to leave..." Collab with rascle90 & kikepv

by sebaspet717
 
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Chocolate Horoscopes for the Neopian Zodiac



The stars have aligned… and they’re covered in chocolate! This month, the cosmos is craving something sweet, and your destiny might just lie in a Mint Chocolate Chia Pop or a bag of Chocolate Mynci Noses. Whether you're a mischievous Scorchio or a dreamy Uni, find out what decadent treat is written in your stars—and what it says about your near future in Neopia. So grab a spoon (or a napkin) and dig in! Chocolate Korbat Wings (Jan 1 – Feb 3) Forecast: You’re flying high this month, but beware of sticky situations—especially around the Battledome. A sweet surprise awaits you at the Chocolate Factory… or is it just Bonju in disguise? Don’t let frustration clip your wings; your flexibility will save the day, especially when someone tries to “borrow” your last piece of fudge. Trust your instincts (and keep a few napkins on hand). By the end of the month, you’ll have more than just melted chocolate on your hands—you’ll have an unexpected ally. Chocolate Fish (Feb 4 – Mar 9) Forecast: Dive deep into your feelings (and your Safety Deposit Box). You’re due for emotional growth and maybe a rare item trade. Watch for underwater chocolate—it melts weirdly. Someone may surface from your past, offering you either closure or cocoa. Your sensitive side shines brightest when you share your treats, so don’t be afraid to hand over that spare Chocolate Cybunny Paw. The currents may feel overwhelming, but chocolate floats—and so will you.



Other Stories


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A Restless Night and a Dozen Muffins
"Aethia was close to wrapping up her evening patrol when she spotted the light in the kitchens..."

by sporty2443

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The Road to Chocolate World
"Basel was jumping out of her boots as the goateed Kiko unlocked the door to the Chocolate Factory. The Brown Zafara arrived two hours before opening..." Collab with 77thbigby

by baytotheay

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Sweet Chaos: 5 Chocolate Disasters
Chocolate: sweet, delicious, and comforting. While most Neopians think of chocolate fondly, history tells a far stickier tale.

by sjdhsdius2

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Quiz: Which Chocolate Petpet Are You?
If there is one thing that everyone around Neopia loves, it's chocolate. Collab with majeline

by surging

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A Sweet Message
Oops! Collab with vfd13

by keng200

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Royal Pain: Chocolate!
How tasteful!

by winner19955



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