Poetry

	So you want to be a Mutant? (Limericks!) There once was a plot by Doctor Sloth... by moomy_x
	What Makes Mutants So Awesome! It's the survival of the fittest, not the prettiest, after all... by ayakae
	The Mutant Altachuck A poem about a Mutant Altachuck, based on the item description by centotch
	Fetch No More! Under the glow of the full moon The Varwolf calls into the night by weiyannn
	Mutant Items Most Neopians probably could name Mutant Neopets with ease. But did you know... by tatyanne
	Welcome to the Mutant Neolodge Welcome to the Mutant Neolodge! We hope you enjoy your stay... by precious_katuch14
	Secret Laboratory Shapeshifter What an exciting day when you get access to the secret laboratory, Sidling up to the scientist imagining your newfound beauty and glory... by hanna_banana
	The Beauty in Those Turned Away The way that you just turned your head away, I once did too when Mutant Petpets looked my way. by sir_serene
	Things You Should Never Say to a Mutant Pet So your pet is Mutant now, and you don't know what to expect? by crwarrior7
	Mutant Petpets: Cute and Bizarre Mutant Petpets may be some of the most unique, but many Neopians who see them simply shriek. by gali184
	The Ballad of AtaRak Born in Neopia, taken above to Virtupets, to be nursery-grown... by gentle_lil_queen
	Here's to Mutant Claws and red eyes and noxious green fur, Mutants pets are the best, I must truly concur. by drziggs
	The 3-Horned Kau Mutants are all about embracing bodies that might not be seen as typical, but are every bit worthy of love! by mojavecourier
	MUTANTS Zavon writes his first poem about the love of his kind by justified38
	My Sweet Mutant Diary Dear Mutant Diary, Today the day finally arrived... by profebest

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"The Mutant Meetup" by stella_123_5
In the Haunted Woods, you had two choices for lighting — dim or flickering. And if you were especially unlucky, there was no choice at all, and you ended up with both. (Unless you moved to Neovia — but who could afford that these days?) The break room behind Marvin's thrift store was one of these unlucky places. The Mutant Chomby had done his best to brighten it up and make it seem a little more inviting, of course — there were candles everywhere, and the little folding table in the corner had a generous selection of snacks and sodas, with a note to "help yourself!". But it was a still a moderately dark room, filled with creepy candles, in a quiet part of the Haunted Woods. In short, it wasn't really the ideal atmosphere for a support group. (They all kept showing up anyway.) Niki the Mutant Usul filled up a paper plate with some chocolate chip cookies (her favourite!), and grabbed a Neocola (not so much, but it seemed a waste to pick a water). After a moment's hesitation, she picked up a gummy rat too. It made her feel like such a stereotype to like spooky food as much as she did; but sue her, she did! She nibbled on a cookie as she made her way to the circle of chairs in the middle of the room. It was still early — other than Marvin, Jakey the Yurble was the only other one there. He blinked his eye and waved his tentacles in greeting. Niki blinked all three of hers back in response, with a grin.

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