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The Thing That Makes Us Brave

The streets of Meridell were nearly empty when Jonah got back home. As he fell on his bed, he looked at the wall clock next to him...

by jellyworldadventurer
Tales from NeoNoir: Pastel Persuasions

The heat is finally getting to me. I’m hiding covertly to the side of the Moltaran Town Hall, watching Moltarans clear out the send-off party for the Altador Cup season. Collab with coolgirl123c

by iciclefaerie05
Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror

The next morning, Brynn found herself lying stiffly and more than a little awkwardly on a low table in the workshop of Ryuji’s small home. The Hissi wizard looked her over with...

by sporty2443
Fall From Grace

Kass laughed in a way only an Eyrie could. “If only Darigan could see us now,” he perched upon one of the large barrels, glaring down at...

by mushroom_me
 
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How to Survive a Jelly Festival Gone Wrong



A brand new Jelly-themed festival is rumoured to make its big debut in Neopia during the next week, amidst polarising opinions by the general public. On one hand, those in favour of the festival are looking forward to enjoying a day of jelly, bounce and jolly time. With alleged jelly rides and slides, new jelly products and a brand new beverage, the adventure seekers are in for a treat. On the other hand, growing concerns of the amount of jelly required and its rate of growth - due to its unpredictable nature - has led to a grand portion of Neopians believing that it is a recipe for doom. To try and persuade the negative public opinion and relieve some of the fear behind the erratic growth rate of jelly, we are exploring some effective ways of combating this gelatinous substance. During an emergency at the festival, please take these precautions to mitigate the threat and stay safe. Stick ‘em with the pointy end In the unlikely case that you find yourself face to face with a growing mass of jelly, it is important to, firstly, grab the sharpest object you can find in your surroundings. With the pointy end pointing towards the jelly, start poking holes into the incoming threat.



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