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Neopian Literature Behind the pages: 381 Dirt Jokes!

A book with a dirty sense of humour...

by andypopo
3D Kau Pop-up Card (Printable Craft)

A Neopian spin on a(n animal) 3D pop-up card idea from the Internet

by jaylahcat
Coltzan's Last Words

I WILL RULE AS PHARAOH!!

by shellshocks
Inside the Mind of a Lupe

What Lupes REALLY think! Also by t0tor0

by stargirl089
Blossoms~ A Day Out Part 2

I'm glad I was able to catch you in time!

by twillieblossom
The thrill of one more win

Let the games begin! Art by chantili_doce

by chasingshadow
In Depth

The dullest read ever...

by ssjelitegirl
It's not fair...

Finally, no more omelettes!

by xxxfenice_neraxxx
Puns with a Kau

Holy kau, those are a lot of puns!

by roxanna203
Outburst of a loyal fan

The heartbreaking feeling... collaboration with vitrais

by hoppip_grass
Fountain of Youth - Part 3

Continue on with Cor the Shoyru who is on a quest for water from the fountain of youth. This changes things...

by dekucorey
A Book Worth Re-Reading

The worst time to forget!

by _brainchild_
Is it lotion?

I can't believe it snot lotion!

by the_anonymous_ninja
The 'Surprise'

It's been 10 years since they've been home. Home, however, isn't quite how they remember it.

by iluvlupes250
Out of Line

At least he's honest about their farming ethic.

by narutoluvr935
Random Oddness: Neopian Literature

I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy...

by mistyqee
Star Player

Older staff members hits back!

by luucsg
Wishful Thinking

Today will be the day!

by cherni_chuu
My Snotty Sis: The Dress

When your sister is snotty, sharing things may get messy!

by __kitty__tails__
I see

When Qasala guards need glasses

by tamigira
Herding Hopes Pt 1

Wait..who is that?

by speeedway
Royal Pain: Neopian Literature

Brawn over brains

by winner19955
Hansos Guide to Escaping Dungeons

Once upon a time, a young and innocent Ixi...

by kentuckyfrychickenrl
 
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Awkward Social Functions and YOU!



As much as many of us would rather hole up in the familiarity, safety and solitude of our Neohomes, sometimes we must step out and interact with other Neopians in social functions, like parties, banquets, swanky business meetings, not-so-swanky and somewhat boring business meetings, sales pitches, subpar talent shows, and recognition ceremonies for folks you vaguely know, for some reason or other. But not all such functions are made equal, which means not all of them are fun and smooth sailing, especially when they have absolutely nothing to do with sailing. Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function. How do you know it just took a turn for the awkward?



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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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The Tombola is Out of Cash!
Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!

by neogal_anu

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Under The Sea: Literature of Maraqua
Today we are exploring Maraquan literature! in collaboration with weet_woo

by sessduh

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Top 5 Dance Books
That is such a NON-boring book!

by greyorangegrey

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Selected Volumes from Brightvale Library
Sakhmet Tales is a popular book with families all across Neopia — this latest edition includes more folktales from the desert than ever before. Although there are some tales based on historical events, such as the founding of Sakhmet City, the accuracy of these accounts are suspect...

by herdygerdy

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Escape with a Good Book
The month of hunting, 18th day, penned in fine blue ink. A ghost-colored Techo sighs, slumped upon a creaky and well-worn wooden chair...

by homsar_eggplant



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