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Pound Puns

You could say...

Also by twistedraja

by sophieauditore

Unfair Treatment

Why am I not the one....

Also by icygal2310

by shennyyy

Aisha Eyes

See? Aren't they pretty?

by ghost0face
Poor Weewoos

Does this look like a good time to you?

by gleenut
With Friends Like This...

No more omelettes!

Also by Pulc3tta

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie

What did she do?!

by elementdragongirl
NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic

Okay, now that's really unfair...

by mbredboy31
Fishing Issues

And most importantly, where do they buy sandals?

by sophiaabic
Sunny Side Up

The culinary choices are so limited!

by amarettoball
The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement.

Who determines spectacular exactly?

by goldensif
The Techo Master's Secret

Eeee oooo

Also by yashasvika

by vanillerrybeitje

The Three Stages of Fear

Baby Pteri Eggs Edition...

by marcthegr8est1
Neoquest Logic

Optional?!

Also by sanamm

by admonisher

Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed

Who can a Cybunny trust?

by angul888
Haunt

It begins.

by spunkydog34
The Kelp

The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Smack-A-Hmm

This is how bad I am at playing games...

by innosently
Hide and Seek

Let's try another game...

by supertualet
Strategy

Anything is possible.

Also by coolnish_azn101

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Papa's Got Jokes

Dad puns are the best puns

Also by Kevinthinksyourcute

by whssoftball11

Codestone Humor

I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day...

by dune
Envelope Please

Eliv Thade!

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

Heard It All Before

Trust me, I've heard it all

Also by robotbo23

by wowlame

Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat

Your own personal swimming pool!

by yoshisislandbandit
Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings

I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs.

by june_scarlet
 
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"Once Upon a Memory" by parody_ham
I remember it like it was yesterday. It was eleven years After Neopia, I believe, or was it twelve? I can never remember the way we used to mark time. It all seems like such a long time ago—ironic, really, given that we live hundreds of years in the past now. We lived with our mother and father outside of Neopia Central. It was a bustling town, although nothing similar to city of Meridell. There were no merchant guilds, no knights in shining armor. Yet I remember loving the place, and loving the festivals all the more. Each year, the 20th day of Gathering, the faeries would host a festival celebrating their peaceful relations with Neopian-kind. My parents had been working when the festival came to town. They were a trusting sort, allowing a ten-year-old to watch his sister unsupervised. I think they loved me. Based on the stories that Lisha told me, they seemed kind enough. I remember less of them each day, less of my old life each hour. But the important memories remain. The parents had asked me to guard Lisha at the festival, to keep her safe no matter what. It was an honor; I took it very much to heart. After all, how often does a pup receive such a responsibility? Even before the festival started, Lisha had been so excited to see Queen Fyora. Lisha squeezed my hand tightly as we maneuvered through the crowds, poking our heads through the mass of excited spectators. When the Faerie Queen began her address, a soft breeze began blowing.




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The Spelling Test
t was one of those hot, lazy, summer days when all you want to do is lie on your back among the buttercups and listen to the springabees buzzing by. Being stuck in a classroom felt like being in prison, and I couldn’t wait for the afternoon to end.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Once Upon a Memory
It all seems like such a long time ago—ironic, really, given that we live hundreds of years in the past now.

by parody_ham

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Data-a-Roo: Examining Dice-a-Roo Outcomes
On Roo Island, there is a regal Blumaroo beckoning you to play a little dice game. This game is called Dice-a-Roo, and it has a simple premise. These dice are high-risk, high-reward. While you often risk a game over by continuing, you have a chance at obtaining a jackpot, which also comes with an additional avatar reward!

by lithoxide

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Top 10 Underrated Neopian Beverages
I'll gladly let you know all about what you've been missing. Here are the top 10 Neopian beverages that you may not be drinking now... but should be!

by violetflowersinavase

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The Burning Book of Moltara: Part One
Yet, while nearly everyone in Neopia screams about Yooyuball and discusses their favorite flavor of slushie, a little pair of neopets find their way into a mostly deserted Faerieland Library. "Come on, HS! Everyone's down at the arena. This is our chance to explore the top floor!" Vivi peeks out from behind the corner of the library before letting HS know the coast is clear.

Also by brooklyn3223 and eeames

by mapthesoul


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Tribulations of a Quest Sceptic: Part Four
The coiling, curling wisps of emerald smoke that drifted from the windows of the silent, stone tower seemed to cast the structure in an eerie, green glow. Each slowly spiraled into the air, lazy and slow, before drifting like cloud, forming into the most horrible, nightmarish shapes, toying with the imagination as clouds observed on a summer’s day might.

by anjie



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