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Unwanted Invitees

Um, how exactly did you get put on the invite list?

by likelife96
Baelia's Burdens #3

Anyone would feel left out in her position.

Also by alexipharmic

by certifiabletrash

Fortune Gone Wrong

Well, at least he's accurate.

Also by basilio42

by iluminescent

Eclectic Antics: Winter

We all have that one friend.

Also by parody_ham

by amarettoball

Life As A Kad: Sleeping

Kads so as Kads want.

by anniversarium
Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ

I'm gonna poke it with a stick.

Also by spooky_pie

by ketchup547

A Thief's Life - Eyebrows

Biyakos. So majestic.

by yoshisislandbandit
Desert Island Doldrums

Also by jellybeanott

by whitefriar

Fair Weather

You can't fit.

by willowraynelake
Yummy

Finally!

by lincolnpark_
Petpet Show Off

Well, that's interesting...

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

Why Kads Pend Forever

Also by murillion

by shadowlugia_92

Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour

It's all starting to make sense.

Also by azusa_k

by brooklyn3223

Random Oddness

No no, she meant the *green* red dress.

by mistyqee
The Art Board

No time to spare here.

by berdor
 
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"Adventures in Mystery Island" by dunefurandlilypelt
Dappletail_13, or just Dappletail, a young female Glowing Uni, woke up. It was a beautiful blue-skied day in Mystery Island, her home, and she could smell the ocean breeze coming in from her opened window. Looking outside it, the palms swayed in the breeze and there were even a few wild Taigars running about. She lived with her three siblings, two older and one younger. Her two older siblings were her sisters, and her one younger sibling was her little brother. They all loved each other very much and were great friends. Dappletail's beloved petpet was an awesome Plushie Slorg named Stonefish, and he was her best friend. Well, except for her best friend that seemed to be showing up just about now. Her second oldest sister, a Starry Tuskaninny named Streamflight, suddenly entered her room. "Noah's here, like always," Streamflight announced. “Ready to go on another one of those explorations you two always do.”




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Usuki Singing Stars #31: Lola Minds Her Manners
“Nope,” said Lola. Her smile widened. “Ms. Butterworth has invited me to an elegant dinner at Kelp! She’s taking me because she’s been so proud of my Neoschool grades.” Patricia and Sparkles sighed enviously. Kelp was the fanciest restaurant in all of Neopia! Located in Maraqua, the restaurant had a reputation for serving the most exquisite entrees, the delicate china plates in the dining room and being one of the few places in Neopia where Neopians could dress up in their best clothes and jewellery.

by downrightdude

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Acquaintances
Brightvale castle is almost always silent, especially once the moon rises. Early to bed and early to rise makes Neopets, uh... something, something, and wise. Roberta's heard her uncle recite that proverb a million times over, but she always forgets how it ends.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Scrivener's Survey
This Scrivener has come out of anonymity to share with all of Neopia, via the Times, the inside scoop on books I’ve read! For truth! For justice! For informed book buying! (And also because the Defenders of Neopia, in no uncertain terms, told me to switch to a more “conventional” method of spreading literary information. When Judge Hog speaks, you listen.)

by cosmicfire918

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A Dearth Of Dung?
Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!<

by indulgences

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Two
"What?" James asked. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Already? I literally just got here!"

"Don't worry, James. You'll do fine," Jane comforted. "Vandalism cases are usually pretty easy to solve, so it's the perfect case to start you off with."

by chasing_stars44


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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Five
Kristy and Chloe sat in the sun room, looking out into the gardens below. Chloe looked down at her mask, which she was holding in her hands. There were so many questions, and she didn't even know where to begin. Kristy sat there patiently, waiting for her to be ready. Chloe looked over at her.

by kristykimmy



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