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	Unwanted Invitees Um, how exactly did you get put on the invite list? by likelife96
	Baelia's Burdens #3 Anyone would feel left out in her position. Also by alexipharmic by certifiabletrash
	Fortune Gone Wrong Well, at least he's accurate. Also by basilio42 by iluminescent
	Eclectic Antics: Winter We all have that one friend. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
	Life As A Kad: Sleeping Kads so as Kads want. by anniversarium
	Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ I'm gonna poke it with a stick. Also by spooky_pie by ketchup547
	A Thief's Life - Eyebrows Biyakos. So majestic. by yoshisislandbandit
	Desert Island Doldrums Also by jellybeanott by whitefriar
	Fair Weather You can't fit. by willowraynelake
	Yummy Finally! by lincolnpark_
	Petpet Show Off Well, that's interesting... Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Why Kads Pend Forever Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour It's all starting to make sense. Also by azusa_k by brooklyn3223
	Random Oddness No no, she meant the green red dress. by mistyqee
	The Art Board No time to spare here. by berdor

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Overly-Complicated Slushie Shop Analysis

Happy Valley is a happy place, why else would it be called Happy Valley? Jolly residents spread cheer throughout the streets and show that the warmest town in Neopia is indeed found at the frozen base of Terror Mountain. These dandy denizens come from different backgrounds and species, but one thing that they can all agree on is that it is never too cold to have a slushie. The Slushie Shop is considered by many to be the gem of Happy Valley, neopets flock from all over Neopia to sample the frosty goodness of one of the shop’s famous slushies. “But why slushies in a perpetually winter wonderland?” You might ask. Today I am here to find out, I am going to give you an overly-complicated analysis of the Slushie Shop.

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Usuki Singing Stars #31: Lola Minds Her Manners
“Nope,” said Lola. Her smile widened. “Ms. Butterworth has invited me to an elegant dinner at Kelp! She’s taking me because she’s been so proud of my Neoschool grades.” Patricia and Sparkles sighed enviously. Kelp was the fanciest restaurant in all of Neopia! Located in Maraqua, the restaurant had a reputation for serving the most exquisite entrees, the delicate china plates in the dining room and being one of the few places in Neopia where Neopians could dress up in their best clothes and jewellery.

by downrightdude

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Acquaintances
Brightvale castle is almost always silent, especially once the moon rises. Early to bed and early to rise makes Neopets, uh... something, something, and wise. Roberta's heard her uncle recite that proverb a million times over, but she always forgets how it ends.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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How To Care For Your Elderly Neopet
A sudden loss of balance and a stumble into the Rainbow Fountain is all it takes. Before your very eyes, your once sprightly, bouyant Neopet with their thick, lush, shiny fur/scales/hide (delete as appropriate) will emerge no longer glowing with youth and energy, but hunched over and wizened, wrinkly and crinkly, grey or balding, aged almost beyond recognition! "Get off my lawn!" they'll croak at you angrily, whilst you stare at them wide-eyed in shock, mouth agape in surprise.

by tallydepp

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A Dearth Of Dung?
Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!<

by indulgences

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Three
Cassie frowned. “She didn’t show up for class today. Is she sick?”

“Can’t be—she was fine yesterday. More than fine, actually. I’ve never seen her so happy, not since…” she dropped to a whisper, “well, when we joined the pirates.”

by ummagine3284

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part Five
Kristy and Chloe sat in the sun room, looking out into the gardens below. Chloe looked down at her mask, which she was holding in her hands. There were so many questions, and she didn't even know where to begin. Kristy sat there patiently, waiting for her to be ready. Chloe looked over at her.

by kristykimmy

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