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Lame Pun: Doing The Books

I'm Kinda Sorry For This One

by blackaavar
Eclectic Antics: Save the Chocolates, Part II

But the real question is: can you really use a frying pan as a weapon?

by amarettoball
Badly Armed - The Shoe Lace

Life isn't always easy.

Also by tedypicker

by sophieauditore

Bows!!

A new bow for my gallery!!

by franzgirl
Walein Away

So, when you said I was going down...

Also by minnesotan and cloudypoogle

by certifiabletrash

The Perks of Having Petpets: Pick Your Own

A Uni and her Warf discover that you can make and break a fortune within the space of 10 seconds!

by xirco
A Thief's Life - NO CHEATING

For the love of Fyora...

by yoshisislandbandit
Bite It As Hard As You Can!

Ow.

Also by chiefgrumpy.

by joslucca3000

Dungeon Games

Not the most welcoming setting.

by piratevam
A Treat

What happens when King Altador runs out of gifts...

by cherokee165
Furniture Shopping

That little fruit bowl...

by ketchup547
Buzzies

Come on, bee serious.

by catanator500
Party Zafara

Balloons! That could certainly make a party pop!

by dash_p
Tough Competition

Also by alyndasgallery

by brooklyn3223

Past Experience: Jellybeans

The true face of jellybeans.

by scribblecop
Mean Grarrls

That'll teach him.

by cyallia
 
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"Food For Lunch!" by tallydepp
It was busy, bustling day in Neopia Central. Everywhere you looked, neopets and their petpets, dressed in their finest clothing, were enjoying themselves, most laden down with shopping bags, most laughing or smiling. "I wish WE could afford to go shopping," a small Altachuck said dreamily. The Altachuck's owner, a Vandagyre called SailorLee, smiled fondly down at her beloved petpet. "Oh, Lunch," she replied, "you wouldn't like shopping, you're far too timid for those busy shops. Look at how everyone is pushing past one another, just to get the most expensive things on sale! No, you wouldn't like it one bit." They were sitting on the grass by the fountain of the Neopian Neolodge. A crowd had formed outside the nearby post office. Someone cried, "I hear they're restocking the Court Dancer stamp!" Another exclaimed, "That stamp is worth nearly two million neopoints!" "Move out of the way! I need that stamp!" a third boomed. The post office doors swung open, and the timid Altachuck's eyes widened in both fear and nervous excitement as the crowd stampeded forward amid squeals and shouts and cheers.




Other Stories


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Not Always as it Seems
Lilly the Ixi grew up as a wealthy pet. She always had the most expensive customizations,her stats were always on top and she had her wings professionally groomed so that they'd glisten as she flew across Neopia. Even the Faeries were jealous of her beauty.

by extreme_butterfly

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Letters to Goose
Dear Goose, I’m sorry that I haven’t written as often as I promised but I’ve been busy settling into my new home. My initial impressions of it were somewhat mixed but I’ve come to like it since. I’ve always wanted to live in an old, spooky mansion like this. I’m getting inspiration for my mystery novel every hour I spend here.

by chistise

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Avatars That Will Never, Ever Happen!
I was cracking jokes on the Neoboards one day, talking about new avatars that would be absolutely ridiculous and completely unlikely. The other players were laughing along with me, proposing random and hilarious new avatars that are so silly that they'll never exist. Inspired by our merriment, I thought I'd write a Neopian Times article all about the avatars that will never, ever happen!

by indulgences

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The Definitive Ranking of All Neopian Coffee Shops
Don’t have enough time to brew your own coffee at home? Consistently disappointed by your vain attempts to recreate your favorite coffee drinks? Need to go on a budget because of all the whipped cream you keep buying for said recreated drinks? I can’t help you with the last thing, because this article is all about how you should spend your money. Specifically, for spending it on coffee.

by bizniscorg

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Duplicity: Part Nine
At the royal library, Lisha shuffled through legend after legend where any demons or wraiths were mentioned. She had already amassed a tower of books on the identification of so-called “evil” magics and spells, which had grown so large its structural integrity was faltering. The books she had read were thrown in a huge pile on the ground.

by likelife96

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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Days Yet to Pass: Part One
Chloe breathed deeply the morning air as she closed the front door behind herself. It was a glorious late spring morning and the air was fragrant and warm, with just a slight tinge of humidity. She walked down the front path to the sidewalk. As she reached the final step, she was cut off by one her sisters hopping through the shrubs lining the walkway.

by kristykimmy



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