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	Play with Clay Well, they could make pottery with it.... Also by tizzlestix by msjanny
	Trouble in Paradise: Comic Who doesn't love puns? by chasing_stars44
	Scroll Of The Wise: Part 4 "This has been a public service announcement." by fourin
	Dieter: The Hungry Polarchuck We all know him from Snowmuncher: Dieter the polarchuck. But what happens if he eats to fast? Also by strandbikini by kuschelalarm
	Eclectic Antics: Hoarders Edition Remember to clean out your safety deposit box regularly! (Please.) by amarettoball
	What Happens When Pirates Are Bored Apparently, Captain Scarblade and his crew have too much free time... by teamchao466
	Spooky Petpets Are Not For Everyone! Some pets just don't love spooky little friends. by sara1elo
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 3 It's not the National Neopian bank, it's just some shop in a weird mushroom shaped building. by june_scarlet
	An Odd Conversation With age comes wisdom...well.... sometimes. by dizziedino
	Neopets' Logic That makes sense... Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie
	The Damage Of Trudy's Surprise! There Goes My Bottle Of Sand... by mustikeuh121
	Oopsy Daisy! Petpets and potions might not be such a good combination. by _clement_
	Perspective That's all?! by emeny_neo
	Fruit Lupe It's healthy! Right? by aisha_painter119
	Normal is Boring Meet the Family! by alexatina
	Beauty Stinks! Read the label. by cherokee165
	Pirate Problems - One Size Fits ... Most? Um, maybe you should upgrade? by squawkies
	The Joy of Being a Labrat Nooooo! Also by horsecrazyirishgirl by kadfisch
	Outings With Grandma Adventures in Neopia with Grandma Mynci by underlye
	Faerie Droppings - Soup Nooooo! by applefaerie99
	Dull Battle Quills The pie always goes first. by tulituli9025
	Anniversary - Part 5 Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place. by caylista
	Reason Behind The Name It all makes sense now Also by wowlame by roxanna203
	The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 1 This may have been a mistake. by iciclefaerie05
	Neocity They're just so lifelike, sometimes... by wiley1080
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Outtake Those reflexes need work. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	A Spooky Halloween: Part 3 Safety first! by ghostkomorichu
	Blossoms~ Retry End In the dead of the night... by twillieblossom

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"All That Jazz" by azienskieth
Brian was disappointed. His neighborhood's Weewoo had not yet delivered the day's Neopian Times issue, twenty minutes after he usually came. Brian had wanted to get a jump on the day, but he couldn't if he was waiting on the post carrier. At last, ten minutes later, a large collection of papers entered the newspaper slot below the kitchen window. Atop the headline was a note, which said, "Sorry for the delay. We're training a new Weewoo, and he doesn't know the route yet." Brian discarded the note and took his newspaper to the table. While he sipped his coffee, he read all of the latest news, and when he was done with that he flipped to the classified section. Every Saturday, he perused the classifieds for one reason, and one reason only: ever since he was a young Elephante, he had wanted to join a band. He had bought and learned to play a saxophone, and he was quite good at it too. He looked in the classifieds for wanted ads about bands, but though he had been doing this for several months and had met with a dozen different bands, they all had the same thing to say: "No, thanks." They weren't interested in saxophones, they wanted guitars and drummers and singers. He wouldn't stop looking, though. He was sure he would eventually find someone to recruit him.

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Loyalty Lives
Dalibor was on escort duty. The shadow Peophin was an up-and-coming solider in the kingdom of Psellio. He did not complain. He was honored to serve the royal family: King Anselm, Queen Adaeze and Princess Valenchesa. Whatever his orders, he obeyed without question.

by 77thbigby

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All That Jazz
Brian was disappointed. His neighborhood's Weewoo had not yet delivered the day's Neopian Times issue, twenty minutes after he usually came. Brian had wanted to get a jump on the day, but he couldn't if he was waiting on the post carrier.

by azienskieth

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Do YOU Keep Fun Records?
I have to admit, my favorite petpage that I ever created was the one listing the pets I've given away. As of today, I've given away 88 zapped pets, and I'm looking to give away 100 total! Feeling inspired to keep more fun records, but unsure of what they should be, I asked my fellow players on the Neoboards about what fun records they keep for themselves. I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences

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Neohow: To Become a Great Artist
So you want to become an artist? That’s understandable, you’re probably reading this because the title drew you in? Ha-ha... Get it?! *shakes head* Ok never mind... Anyway before you become the next big thing like Pablo De’ Kiko there are a few things you should know about the arts.

by alienspacefairy

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Turning Pages: Part Six
Stephanie backed away from Magis Magister, tightening her grip on Sir Alberts. “What do you mean the story was already written?”

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965

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Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part Three
Old Annie ate her supper in front of the neovision set every evening. One of her granddaughters came round to make it for her, that night it was Valerie. She was a good, dutiful girl in her mid-twenties. Once Annie had finished her meal Valerie cleaned the dishes and then said goodnight. The younger Cybunny kissed the elder lightly on the forehead and then was away into the night.

by herdygerdy

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