Where there's a Weewoo, there's a way

Circulation: 193,598,075

Issue: 700 | 25th day of Gathering, Y17

Comics

	Blossoms~ Retry Part 10 I swear I've seen something like this before... glances to Issue 603 by twillieblossom
	Weewoo's Big Mistake That was NOT for you! Idea by tigerclawhead by nightwish_faerie
	Edible Escapades: Part Five Kocrel proposed his 700th best idea. Also by priscent. by msjanny
	700th Celebration Do not try this at home... or else you might not even have one! by amarettoball
	Trouble in Paradise: Celebrations This is what happens when you are born near a celebrated day. by chasing_stars44
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 5 Game ratios just aren't what they used to be. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	Low Budget Advertising for the Obelisk War Starring the Obelisk Factions and... cardboard boxes? by siuku
	What a Bad Year to Be a Skeith sigh Maybe next year Also by drobit by kikale107
	Freak-out - Fireworks Didn't quite think that one all the way through... by ichigostars
	Neopian Times Delivery Happy 700th Issue! Also by saltsman by saudadesdagripe
	Chia Catastrophes: Weewoo Shenanigans This will work! Idea by shobe277 by lightfpower
	Jhudora's Revenge Come on now, you know me better than that. by mazaii_3
	Yay! 700! Don't they look happy? by vesus10
	Zeesh: Giant Weewoos!? There's no such thing as giant weewoos...right? by the_princess_z
	The NT Archive We're under here! by mustikeuh121
	The Rickety Ship: Weewoo Planet Don't trust these guys. by dimartedi
	Peophins & Unis WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO Idea by horsecrazyirishgirl by replying
	Neopian Times 700th Anniversary! I mean... Just look at him! Also by tkprtyrhd by femu
	Surprise! Celebrating the Times' 700th issue! by cherokee165
	A Different Kind of Trouble at the National Neopian Well, he's right about being wrong. by globetrekker
	700 Issues You've got to be kidding me... by treeword
	A Fateful Meeting - Part 1 Collab Powers Go! Also by gattacaa by winner19955
	The Neopun Times Weewoos of a feather make tons of puns together! Also by angieandanne by _heart7
	*Hands Cookies* 700 issues worth of cookies... Yikes Also by sanamm by admonisher
	What We Won't Do for an Avatar Punchbag Sid always shows up at the worst possible time... by ramotswe
	Nooo! Silly Weewoo! If you have a Weewoo, be sure to guard your issue of the Neopian Times! by _sammy_kiwi_
	The Funniest Comic Ever Take a look before it's too late. They're coming!! HURRY!!! by supertualet
	I'd Rather Not... ..face that angry mob outside. by chylaira
	How A Weewoo Got His Wings Actually, Neocola just helps you restore alertness or wakefullness. Art by roxanna203 by quiggles_r_kewl_1
	Look Fierce This 700th Can you believe they'd show up like that? As if! Also by leila_lea by ilovejonulrich
	The Floating Islanders: NT 700 But he still really means it! by yankeesrule244444456
	Weewoo Training It's not easy delivering mail. Art by airismile by darkroast
	Happy 700th NT Edition!! (Or Not) Maybe I should have done this the other way around... Also by Aethelar by megamak
	Revenge is Sweet - Weewoo Edition This time they'll learn! by mumumuchan
	Guess Who's a Sore Loser? Payback is tough. Also by lennekegirl123 by table
	The Struggles for an Avatar I hope it pays off... Idea by: coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Creative Thinking Maybe this wasn't the best plan... by pinochle
	Nightmare on Avatar Street Kaboom! Art by dutchese159 by krispykritter6
	Why Weewoos Shouldn't Fly Over the Altador Cup What the?! That's not a Yooyu! Also by wtmoof by louirawr
	Anniversary - Part 1 As far as Ten Year Anniversaries go, this one is bound to be interesting... by caylista
	Saving Weewoo This is why we need wings.To fly away! by wokitana
	The NT Editors Office Prior to Issue 700 Where is Country Queen? by labmom953
	A Special Edition That's a great ide- or not. by cinnamon_girl
	Radical! Yeah. I'm pretty tough. You probably shouldn't mess with me. Idea by bear. by digests

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"Friday: Burnout" by vanquishee
It was a particularly windy Friday morning in Neopia Central. With a cup of Black Cherry Tea in her left hand, The Editor strode forward towards The Neopian Times Headquarters, the establishment that releases Neopia’s newspaper every Friday afternoon. Being the Editor-in-Chief at the Neopian Times was possibly one of the most coveted positions in all of Neopia, right after Queen Fyora of course! Controlling the mass media was a weapon in itself as a single good review could catapult even the most mediocre restaurant to fame, like a certain restaurant in Maraqua. It was also the reason why she had to re-adjust her cap to hide her face, as a whole legion of NT fans had shown up to commemorate the upcoming issue.

Other Stories

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Why Are You Writing?
The blank paper stared up from the notebook. Each moment passed felt like an eternity gone by. Every tick of the clock seemed to echo throughout the room. The shadow Wocky chewed the end of his pencil, quickly putting teeth marks in it. He had tried everything; pacing, reading, eating, meditating, yet the paper remained blank, seemingly watching him, waiting for his move.

by anti_guy

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Usuki Singing Stars #26: The REAL Style Showdown
“Oh Patricia, your skirt is so cute!” Sparkles gushed. The pink Bruce gripped her notebook as she admired the skirt her friend was wearing. “Wherever did you get it?”

A pink Uni sighed dreamily. “I bet she bought it from the NC Mall,” she suggested. “I mean, where else could one find such a beautiful lavender skirt?”

by downrightdude

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Curious Creatures: Lab Ray Only Petpets
If you have access to the Petpet Laboratory (which can only be visited after completing the Secret Laboratory Map), then you have probably encountered a myriad of unique petpets formed by the mysterious light over the course of your zapping excursions. However, you might not have seen the ones that are specific to the Lab Ray only.

by _brainchild_

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Addressing The White Weewoo Stereotypes
White Weewoos seem like perfectly loyal little creatures that want to do nothing but bring good to all of Neopia… but is that really what they are, or have we tricked ourselves into believing those big, innocent eyes? The White Weewoo’s long standing affiliation with the Neopian Times has caused some untrue stereotypes, and I am here to address them today and set the record straight once and for all, at the risk of the Weewoo’s wrath.

by answered

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Turning Pages: Part Two
A collective of sounds echoed about the room. Such a chorus of ‘ahs’ could only be compared to the pure delight of watching a rocket blast off to Kreludor for the very first time. A few of them even brushed their hands over the machine, taking note of its polished surface and pristine metal keys.

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965

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The Trouble with Tridents: Part Four
Firi and Sei left through the same air vent they had entered the Kelp restaurant through earlier. The Krawk had tried to follow them, but had gotten stuck in the ducts. Sei swam back and forth, worried about his trident, while Firi calmly collected her bag full of seashells behind the dumpster. Sei could not understand why Firi was so calm.

Also by scherwoodz

by winterdreary

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