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	Nice to Meet You And you smell nice. by andy94174
	How To Make a Sandwich During A War? Who will get to eat it? by actinia
	Never Judge a Baby by her Wagon What a sweet kid. Also by hottie_2004_67_888 by bittersweet52
	Fire Noises I thought you were too little to blow fire. What happened?? by candyplague
	Ax3: Antennae Ever wondered why Aishas have antennae? by merlotic
	Always Been Gorgeous A look back at what pets used to look like.... kind of. by serebii251
	Oddities of Neopia: Coltzan's Shrine Some things in Neopia just are normal... by alice_sadness
	A to Z: Oxymorons Curlier, you are such an Oxymoron. by zoeyaugust1245
	Who's the Boss? You should probably know... by mhchristine
	It's Mortog Time! Mortogs are getting dangerous, guys. Be careful. by hideri
	Hoarding From the most profitable shop by irasshai
	Budding Trouble - Part 1 Her thumb ended up being more of a periwinkle after the Cloud Paint Brush. by jupebox
	The Best Way to use Food from Dailies w00t! by empitsuthemage
	Musepaper: Intelligence Inflation Intelligence is decreasing in value! by eaudenil
	Deep Thoughts #3 - Ditsy Are you listening, Ditsy? Fetch! by juicedlime
	Freak-out - Visiting Mystery Island I just love Mystery Island! by ichigostars
	Trading Post Troubles Aren't Baby Paint Brushes usually 600k? by flufflepuff
	Seeing Red: The All-Night Neopian How neopets feel when you wake them in the middle of the night to work on game trophies... by xxlifexdeniedxx
	So Says the Slorg! That awkward moment when you remember the banana in your bag. by supercheezee
	Lair Of The Beast (With Lanie & Lillie) Awkwerd. by deathnote
	Taunt the Pant Devil Taunt him! by avariee
	3 Royals plus 1 OmMmmmMM sooo Shinnnnyyy! by white_tiger0226
	Dr. Sloth is Poor? Why doesn't Dr. Sloth need any NP? by sapphire00625
	Danny's Days: Plot Prize Problems All Danny's hard work and battling for nothing. by dannyphantoms_girl

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Reasons to Speed-Train

Let's first review the ways by which you can train your pet's stats with absolute control – that is, no lab ray. There are currently three training schools: Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy in Krawk Island for pets up to level 40 and paid with dubloons, Mystery Island Training School for pets up to level 250 and paid with regular codestones, and Secret Ninja Training School, which is just behind the regular MI school, only...

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Fireside
"I repented for one transgression," the thief said. "But I can never repent for them all, and I do not mean to try."

by microfilariae

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Righting the Moral Order of the Universe
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.

by oseyeris

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Confessions of an Auction Sniper
Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead...

by mandyguido

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Assessing Assignment 53
If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention!

Also by justlilly

by moocowalex

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The Royal Reputation: Part Three
Ding thought about this. "Okay," he finally said. "Can you tell me what's wrong now?"

I looked at him. "No," I said quietly, turning my head away. "I- I can't. It would make everything worse."

by flames_unleashed

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Ballad of the Faerie's Champion: Esteem - Part One
The dull impact of a wooden practice sword on the straw stuffed practice dummy was the only sound in the normally bustling practice yard of Brightvale Castle.

by shinkoryu14

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