"The Life and Lies of Madame Wisteria December Lane" by xxxmagiabellexxx My name is Madame Wisteria December Lane. Or at least, that's what it says on the index card by my cage. I have a name for myself, though. Wisty. Who needs a 33 letter-long name when you're going to be trapped in a cage, perhaps forever? I really don't know why Neopians put up with us...
The Neolodge - An Exposé The Neolodge is a place of pampering where you can send your pet when you are completely sick of it and need a break... I mean... uhh... where you can treat your pet to a lovely stay and maybe a spa break.
The One about Lightmites: Part One I have obtained a Bachelor's Degree in the science of light, an admittedly little known study, but an important one.