White Weewoos don't exist. *shifty eyes*

Circulation: 180,846,367

Issue: 386 | 3rd day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	Tree Catastrophe At the Money Tree Story by calendars by dylan_the_ninja
	Balthazar Blues Who says Paint Brushes have no practical function? Idea by neckties by yampuff
	Kadventures - Let's Pretend Eat healthy but imagine unhealthy!? Also by patjade by blaumann
	Think Before You Speak "Next year?" by christa_iz_cool
	The Guessing Game Well, you may hate the guessing game. Give up or give a try? by mewill
	Slightly Meltish: A Neopets Hint My cornea!! by sloshypond
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Dress Code In which we learn that Pikey cannot draw anthro neopets. by pikemaster1
	Pet Kicks Club That is just plain ridiculous, isn't it? by gelert548
	Shoyru Adventures: Groceries Beware the occasional insane Pea Chia. by lawrence_189
	Purple Candlesticks Neopoints don't grow on trees, ya' know!!! by xx_alanah_xx
	The Hero Society - #20 In which Blue and Bond do not mix. by bearcatt
	Nighty Night Disclaimer: no mallows were harmed in the making of this comic. by unprettty
	Clover Cookies Too... Much... Popcorn... by chibi_ninja_berry
	Stone Doughnuts? Mmm, crunchy. by amkb123s
	Ice Cream Machine Eat it, don't wear it! by moonlit_fantasty
	Battledome Troubles Can you take the heat? by sarahsmithies
	Say What?! 2.0 How can I show my face in the Battledome? by x_drey
	I Like Usuls. I don't like babysitting. by janebellefontaine
	Cobrall Cool I wonder where Slinks is. by maymay_rp
	Aru's Oddyssey Where's my mug? by redwallgirly
	Somewhat Presentable - Graveyards Based on actual Mutant Graveyard of Doom 2 events. by crk524
	Did that Tuskaninny just jump off that cliff!! O_O What happens next after the Tuskaninny jumps off the cliff in Cliff Hanger? by _metallica13_
	Untitled Can I ask you a question? by _pokemon12_63
	Random Events in Neopia 3 Run! Run away before it's too late! by spirited_dolphin
	Nerfed I remember when I atea loafa breada day... by d0rm0use
	Edna's Quest: What?! It's not fair! by happymoon109
	Blah Blah Best. Book. EVER! by highwind20
	In the Name of Science It doesn't make you smarter... by lombre
	Pint-Sized What ever happened to that guy?... by lachtaube
	Make You Fool Dr. Sloth Haha... someone is coming. by chak_chak
	Daily Dare lols And let's face it, that polarchuck head ain't exactly high fashion either. by neon161
	April Fool Not your best idea... by warriorsluverdbook

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