Neoschool has finally arrived, and the Pets of Neopia are breathing a collective sigh of resignation. No more spending days lying in the grass to stare at the clouds above. School supplies are being fetched from the darkest corners of safety deposit boxes after months and years of lying idle. 227,663,858 Pets are planning to... Wait, there are 227,663,858 Pets in the world of Neopia?! At the time of writing, there sure are. While educating all of Neopia is a wonderful and noble plan, a question of how all of these Pets will fit into Neoschool...
The Darkest Side of Neoschool One of the pets, a rainbow Gelert, whipped her head around and glared at the Aisha as if she was a mutant. "What do you want, bookworm?" she snapped...
Neoschool: No Need for Know-It-Alls! Never fear! With just a little time and a lot of effort, you'll be transformed from the Neoschool Know-It-All to Mr. Neo-Popularity! Or at least you won't get picked on. Hopefully.
The Witches Ride Again: Part Two "I wear a shawl, don't I?" Morguss replied abrasively. "That not good enough for you? Doesn't have to be a black hat to be a proper witch's hat, does it? Know a lot about the occult significance of headwear, do you?"