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Issue: 309 | 14th day of Gathering, Y9

Comics

	Meeping Madness #2 Forget about the ink blots... by yellowsugardog
	Wafflecone II Watch out for that swamp ghoul... by nickulla
	The Quiggle Ballet Tutu! I'm going to buy one! by ooorianeoo
	CrazyComix: Oh Brother... Uhhh... no comment? by samantha13_rose
	Why the Meteor Really Leaves! At least he left an I.O.U. by sarah_is_cool_times2
	Dear Neopets Team... Exposing the dangers of Neopia, one letter at a time. Brought to you by Grey the Uni... who is actually coloured green. by featherwingedangel
	Happy Birthday! A blue Kiko and a yellow Chia go to wish happy birthday to their friend... by i_am_you_
	The Dark Side Do not feed. by vira8
	Cooking With Dr. Sloth The Dr. Sloth Way by blackaliscious
	Hilarious Hissi Don't wanna say "I told you so," but... I told you so. by baby_everything
	A-choo! Don't underestimate a bug the size of your thumb. ;) by srsddgrl
	Puddles I want OTHER slushie flavors from now on, please! by qibbo
	Unhinged Maybe an upgrade? by sharkies
	Altadorian Cobb Salad "The One With the Missing Plushie" by tissuewaster
	Stolid Solids Every petpet finds a pet. by darkangel_neo14
	Warped! You'd think there'd be a limit to their thievery. by naekiri
	Hagan's REAL Secrets I already knew that! by ringb
	Kyuuu? Gosh darn reality D: by nausicaa1992
	Teknolojee Oops! Sorry, this item does not exist in Neopia! by kevinlin1216
	Pant Devil Meets Boochi Pant Devil: I just wanted some candy. :( by seth123456
	So Fresh Have you ever wondered how snowballs are made...? by miss_fresh_7
	Random Neothought LOL. by dptdtkf
	Picturing a Weewoo What's wrong with that camera!? Story by tulle_94 by cawzer2
	Pointless Nonsense - Times Writers My idols! by petfriendamy
	Mutants Are Classy Well, I never! by dig_that_maniac
	Tag Can Be So Unfair! You're it! Also by _devimon_ by futuremrsharrypotter
	The Valley of Spam Should we trust him? by chichikokoyamma
	You Know You've Been Playing Neopets Too Long When... Mooo? Also by gruslenman by thunderwolfcrys
	Be Original Happened at the BC Board: "OMG PLZ VOT 4 MI ENTRY I DONT CHAET ITS HAND DRAWN!!11!!" by doomsays_
	Gone Batty Ah, the joys of living in the Haunted Woods! by dogsndragons
	Ximera's Home Video: The Red Tail NOO!!! My brother's a cannibal!! I can't believe it!!! by ximera
	Painting Your Pet Normally, pets are ecstatic when they're painted... by artsyk
	Don't Trust The Pant Devil! My lupe Vermanee was tricked by the Pant Devil! by deluxe_cheeseburger
	NC MALL Daydream~ by imthai
	The Benefits of Having Jelly Walls See, being poor isn't always bad! by wirlhwind
	Lever of Doomed Avatar Collectors You know you want to pull it. by sleepysweeper
	Half Empty Free moral included. by panther_puma
	Kau Coral Moo? Script by kamikatze24 by michelle192837
	Normal is Overrated Yum! by tamarainian_girl

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"Adventures of Hungry Skeith: Hunt for the Candychan" by twocent
Cakes and ice creams sufficed just fine at the factory, but they lack that pepperminty goodness that I so crave. And the Candychan will fulfill all my minty desires, beyond all my wildest dreams. At least that is what Florg said, and he spends all day eating petpets, so he would know...

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The Treasure at the End
"The job she advertises does strike me as dangerous... though of course, nothing that involves Masila is carefree..."

by xblondie_babyx

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Spilled Potion
A ratty meowclops with a missing ear crept up and sniffed at the puddle, interested. Sophie looked down. "I wouldn't do that..."

by ocelot9230

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Imperial Exam: Passing the Cut
The gameplay is pretty easy. A speech bubble will appear above the Neopian at the front of the line. Inside that speech bubble will be a word...

by gooie629

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Have a Ball
So the Annual Chocolate Ball is coming up, and I'm guessing all you know about it is that it involves... chocolate?

by confiserie

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The Partnership: Part Three
I gave an inward sigh of relief. She pulled it off, I was sure of it. She had a bit of bad grammar, just like I told her, and I think I even spotted a tear forming at the corner of her eye. Not bad...

by pandabearb

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Sunshine and the Sphere: Part One
It was some time after midnight. Rae knew that if he got caught coming home at this hour, and in this state, he'd be grounded for the rest of his life...

by punctuation_ninja

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