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Headlines "A Day with a Legend" by munchkin24547 "Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the one and only, Judge Hog!" The gymnasium erupted with applause and screams of joy as Judge Hog walked out onto the stage. He walked obnoxiously slowly and his shiny black boots made squeaky noises as he walked. He stopped for a moment...
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Five Easy Steps To Become A Successful Pirate The utmost basic of pirate apparel is the red headband. Most people can pull this off, and it's probably the most cost effective. But if you're aiming high, then you want a hat. And if you're aiming higher, you want a BIG, noticeable hat.
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Further Tales of Woe: Part Six It was slightly reassuring to Reggie to be able to hold the Slorgclops close, but it kept making those awful snuffling purr noises, which surely attracted more brigands than it deterred...
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