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Issue: 293 | 25th day of Hunting, Y9

Comics

	Meerca Memories We'll have to take a look at the family photo album! by periodicage
	Random-osity; Why Illusen hates Jhudora Little faeries and a second grade grudge? by draggi_pi2
	Lost in the Revamp Syonarah can't even find the bathroom by herself... oh dear... maybe that n00b over there can help... by music_dreamer
	The Happiest Quiggle Unfair advantage? No, no... it's clever strategy. Besides, lazy Jhudora's probably cheating too. by nut862
	The Real Story of the Lupe Burger Ooh, tasty. by ooorianeoo
	To Catch a Fish Determination in one can have serious adverse effects for others... by knoxigami
	Roc's Box Neopet Redraws... Hey! You Missed One! by green_roc
	Pterrific It isn't easy pranking a ghost Pteri. Hehe. by tropical_tweety6
	Not Sneezles!!! Spin! Spin! by samantha13_rose
	Meh. I'm So Bored. How discriminating! by springflowers270
	Musings You want ME to babysit THEM?! by elegon
	In a Nutshell You gonna take your chances? by twosock
	Misunderstood 2 cool 4 u. by curve
	Jelly Beans You'd do anything? by samlikesyou
	Lupes? Brave? Part 2 Still need convincing that some Lupes arent brave? Just read on... by england_dragon_249
	Dandilion Tails: Jude has Pneumonia =( Quick, to the Pharmacy. Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Kitty go Squish-squish 1 You go squish now! by ditsta0
	Banana Juice RIP Usuki Frenzy? by tewa380
	Smashing Featuring space_mouse and mistyxstar. by devil_pus
	Spooky Coping with a New Neopia by ghostkomorichu
	The Meepits Are Staring Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? by zimpy222
	Jhudora's Quest Honesty is the best policy. by the_foster_home235
	Doodle BOB! YOU'RE DYING!!!111!! by flame_shadow_
	Plain And Simple Issue 2 by whisp_will
	The Endless Chase OMG a dubloon! by cherry_sakura
	Mutant Asparagus Uh Oh!! by checkers_33
	Showoff!! No kidding. Also by night_angel302 by heffy_264
	The Bunker My admiration for your quick wit is only slightly greater than my impatience for "short" jokes. T_T by hubadawaha
	Island WG: Hungry Don't eat the other pets. ;D Idea by ngord2745 by siri_magatsu
	The Dark Side An unpleasant sight... o.O;;; by vira8
	Pink Poogles and Glowing Jelly It's so beautiful and sunny! Also by aqua_blue_dragonfly by flufey_is_cute
	The Problem with Ghost Paintbrushes I can't pick it up! by haruko_neofriend

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"Jhudora Who?" by qazx301
"My plots are barely mentioned in the Neopian Times anymore, and little Miss Vira, so called 'Acara of Darkness', is front page news! I need a new plot - something creative, something unique. Why can't I even pull off the least tiny bit of evil? Why are my plots always found out? Maybe I should stop talking to myself when I plot! Especially when I'm in public!" Noticing the many people staring...

Other Stories

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Painting Up a Problem
"No, I'm... I'm fine, I guess." Terry sighed miserably. Every word seemed to be dragged out of him. I knew grey pets were always sad, but...

by courtney1412

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A Diary of a Grundo
Mum told me too, this morning, that I actually had a distant cousin Blu on the Space Station. To think of that! Freaks me out a bit, though; he is a BLUE Grundo after all...

by odonut

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The Mega Mall: Dos, Don'ts, Pros, and Cons
With huge mega-stores popping up all over the place, what happens to the independent user? More importantly: should you jump on the bandwagon?

by lorien127

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Professor Edgar Eyrie's Magic Square
"I have a puzzle for you," the Eyrie announced...

by shamboo5

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Ailemea Smiled: Part One
I have gotten used to the fact that I will never be an only pet again – in fact, I'm learning to tolerate having brothers. I just never imagined sisters...

by jeanaet

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Dark Friend: Part Six
"I can't let you escape!" Princess Rose replied, and she started charging at Aillira...

by petfriendamy

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