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What's with Balthazar?

The shame of pink.

by jlnmellon_112
Darkest Corner: Dig-dig-digging!

Depressed pets in slow motion at work...

Idea by mzkimmi

by dark_elfa

MUTATED!

Why the no smiling thing?

by blue_lion_from_space
Tailspin

Something has happened.

by cannonsmbt
Digging Into Randomness

Your turn.

Drawn by princton_fan

by pokemon_lunatic

And the Meepits Outgrabe

"Demolish Room"

by kittylin
Meow?

You know you should feed your petpet when...

by edddibgaz
I wish I may, I wish I might...

Oh...

by squire_genevieve
Paint Brush Panic!

Xweeon refuses to be anything but yellow.

by green_roc
Hot Stocks!

Have you considered investing?

Also by xpropugnator

by gliderames

Things I'll Never Understand

Neopetz style!

by lightning505
NeoNurse

There's a reason she's never been much of a fan of the plots....

by gryffinrose
Tears, Pains, and Woes... ZAAPP!!

They never see it comin'.

Also by cute_and_pie

by raynbow_light

Operation Zafara

"Boochified"

by x_marks_the_spot
Hissi Fit

Think about it.

by jv_4057
Chingo!

The Games Room Cybunny loses the pieces...

by fuzzy_muu
Fully Equipped #2

Well, that's just common sense!

by dudeperson41
No Hug??

You look so adorable!

by artemis082192
Random Tails

Not ALL pets deserves a Royal Paint Brush...

by beez337
Everyone's Curiosity

Another name for a wuzzer.

by mrsedward_
One Eyed Wonder

"Look at that petpet with one eye!"

Also by moonlightning914

by amit_oryan

Yay! I'm Getting Painted!!

One Aisha that REALLY wanted to be faerie...

by stephanieabc119
Please Sir, May I Have S'More?

Hurray for puns!

Idea by firegirldesigns

by xxdemexx

If Only...

The only problem with the sentient gravestones...

by pencil_cases
Ever Wanted To Feed Kads? Here's A Free Tip

*mew*

by x__orlando4eva__x
Behind the Scenes

How do those dubloons make it to your inventory?

by _____eden_____
Tale of Woe Bloopers

Sophie: Alright... drink up, little buddy!

Art By bluepen

by kidagakash_nedakh

DUH!Incorporated - Anger Management

RAWR!!

by shadow_zapdos
Sibling Rivalry

Meep! Meep!

by evilpuppyangel
Dream On #2

What do snowbunnies dream about?

Art by tristess

by autoc007

Slorgarific

We can go trick or treating now.

Also by monkeybytes

by jellybeanott

Randomness III

The best place to live...

by wizardmoncita
Piles of Sand!

You know...

by livinpink
 
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Basic Inner Tubing



It is steering through obstacles such as whirlpools and arrows. It is (to most participants' horror) swimming through swamp water, it is - TUBULAR KIKO RACING! In this game, you have to help a Kiko named Kavi cross the finish line in first place! Sounds easy, doesn't it? But as I've already said in the first paragraph, there are many obstacles to cross. So, before you click that 'play' button...



Other Stories


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The Princess Letters
My father, Coltzan, and I knew that someday, such an event was eventually going to happen. We realized that you would eventually have a desire to go back and reclaim your own kingdom...

by myfallenrevival4

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The Provider
Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task. Thomas never stayed in one place...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Apprentice Needed for Petpet Lovers
From tumbling rocks, falling stalactites, to riding on mining carts through lava, he's done it all.

by shinimi

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Queen Fyora's Guide to Status Symbols
It is I, Queen Fyora, in all her glory and glamour, writing to you from the Hidden Tower (and no, I won't tell you where it is).

by dan4884

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The Far Side: Part Two
"I always thought, 'some stranger is going to walk in that door, any minute now, and paint me Faerie so I can fly away.' I thought that everything would just magically fix itself, the way it does in fairy tales..."

by redcod323

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Into the Sea: Part One
"At first glance, she appears quite normal. Like a regular little Flotsam, happy with her life. She looks as if she has not a care in the world... Poor thing."

by sytra



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