Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 106,046,831

Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Soup Bowl I know you want to try some! by plaquenil
	Good, Bad, and Horribly Wrong The whole of Neopia will tremble at my hooves. by windmil
	Maximus Insanitus Why is there water in the "desert-ed" palace?! by hehe041578
	Splodge - Beauty in the Ear of the Beholder... Sooo cute! by scribble
	Fond Memories: One "Lucky" Wheel Not QUITE the prize I was after... x_x by prettyprincesslady54
	Portable Kilns are NOT Toys!! Uneducated pets should not wield this powerful weapon! by bobo36000
	Neo-Nightmare The worst dream ever... by placid_nightmare
	Baby food Are you sure it's fit for babies? by tehhotbird
	Temple of 1000 pets Errr... by icefoxer
	Maths Nightmare - Upgraded I think I'm going to need a bigger calculator... by archangellight
	Sound Effects Not all weapons are recommended for everyone... by white_draigon
	Mondays.....sigh sneak sneak Also by naasyu by seel24
	All Ears Place dubloons here. by tdyans
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie I'll see if I can fix it fer ya! by 5tnt
	Gone Fishing All the joys of underwater fishing. by kuro_eagle
	Scholarly Thoughts Who knew that knowledge could be so funny! by philandrew
	Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner! Pt. 1 OMG! by leoness
	Stardeath & Stardeath #1: "Temple of the 1,000 Tombs" Why can't you ever listen to me... by stardeath2600
	When Coconuts Go Bad... Fun at the beach! by buddy__blankies
	Neopian Circumstances When Boochi attacks... Also written by cateeroo by nefily
	Don't Even Ask - Meepit vs Feepit So... we meet again. by sarahreye
	Cracked Up - Island Chef I need a new nose pin. by cnegri33
	The Swamp Ghoul You were saying? by zelda2222
	It All Boils Down to... We just can't help it... by clep_web
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Blah blah blah blah... by kittylin
	I Can't Hear Myself Think! I need to find the volume control to my mind! Art by tiger_tabby by patjade
	Reality Check Don't judge a person by their looks. by xx_freaky_xx
	Being Evil Isn't Easy Being evil JUST isn't easy anymore sighs by chibi_zoo
	UNLIMITED "Meerca Chase" by iluvdrawing
	Trainer's Job Catch the ball! by darkadoom
	Tiger Farm Why it's not good to farm Petpets! by goldchocobo21
	Twin brothers Hey, you know Punchbag Bob? by ssjelitegirl
	Qnde & Szoo: Speak Tyrannian! Tyrannian is not an easy language... by shubi5
	Disturbeded The downfalls of having clouds as flooring... by disturbeded_banana
	Bad Carma Some battledome challenges just shouldn't happen this way... by armadi
	Squirrilia's Pages: Petpet Delights Dear Diary... by accasperberry3
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 The Pant Devil attacks! by ghostkomorichu

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"A Hunt for a Petpet" by steelmaheegun
A ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage. Rubbing his head in self-pity, he turned back to his observational state. "I think I want a petpet," he commented...

Other Stories

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The Ensorcellator
"Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average bullies…"

by cosmicfire918

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Rhyme Time!
I finally got my big chance. The last school bell had just rung after my last period class, which was my writing class, and I had just recited another poem...

by kacheeklover3579

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Judge Me Not by My Avatar!
I’ll admit that an Illusen avie does not give the impression of a super faithful evil follower of Sloth, but, as I’m trying to say, we shouldn’t be using avatars to judge people!

by azellica

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Gallions: Guide to the True Neopian Dragons
These fascinating little fellows live in the wilds around Neopia as well as in many Neopian homes. The truth is that Gallions are a very popular petpet nowadays, but the first time I came across one of these little creatures was unfortunately when one bit my leg...

by you_are_me

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Never Wish to Fly: Part Three
The island was now close enough to land on, but despite her sore wings, Glia couldn't help but show off to the bystanders on the beach. She did a couple of twists and flips in the air. She stopped paying attention and nearly had a nasty collision with the ground in front of Neopia's arcade...

by puppy200010

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A Royal Quest: Part One
The sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more than three days old. His owner had abandoned him...

by poopdoo134

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