Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 103,901,843

Issue: 205 | 26th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Egad, Meepit They may seem rather harmless... by citadell
	Revenge of the Sludge This day had to come... by lovy_lisa
	Sanity Obsolete Welcome to Level 100! art by imogenweasley by evanescent_pudding
	Do Not Poke Aww, poor Turmaculus... by ssjelitegirl
	Hide and no Seek Let's play hide-and-seek! by glowing_banana
	N3oW3IRD Episode 04 Wanna know something cool? by neekko
	Underappreciated Robbie always thought that his glow was just a freaky attraction... by spooky_squee7
	A Tomato's Secret... A guide to looking young and beautiful. by jazzyshizzle
	Hilarity YAY! by freekygal
	Nyah~! #3: Restocking 'Whiplash' is all sold out! by ae0nsoul
	Stuffing The tooth faerie would be so proud!! by linnipooh
	NeoComp Pool Fun Part 1... by chibikatza
	Grundo Stix #3 Oh no you don't.... by anikajinn
	The Petpet Hole Sadly... rocks can't climb. by nicole1251
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Watch out, grapefruit. by wonderweezel
	The Angry King I mean, I live practically next door! by placid_nightmare
	A Messed up Household Just be back in time for dinner. by snoepje007
	Zombify A delightful comic about braaaiinss... by the_kings_evil
	200m Peanut Dash Get ready, set.... by cinnamorollio
	Speck the Speckled It's so great that you could come and visit! by cheetah_kougra
	Marshmallow Grundo Mmmmm. Marshmallow.... by ickessler
	Dernière Danse Packrat? Surely you must be joking. by sarah_kun
	Yup, it's me! Old Neocola... by j_ja_l_2003
	T3h Praedius Life's just not fair for ol' Praedius. by arttimo
	Ixi Incidents RAWRG!! by falorie21
	Gone Golfing Fore! by confuzerated
	Bad Carma Random events while battling can be a hazard... by armadi
	Floofeh Good luck! by jupeboxgal
	Ai Yi Aisha You wouldn't still be mad, would you? by yami13331
	Neopian Neophyte Pshhh... this is more random that any event I ever saw! o.O by leedom111
	Usuki Day Idea If you could just stay still... by eyezinsanity
	Fumbled! The importance of not being overconfident.... by kesomon

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"Kyrii Day Cake" by jen4ever4ree
It's Kyrii Day, the only day which would lead me to drag myself out of bed at five in the morning. Actually, I've never woken up at five in the morning on Kyrii Day before, but this year Mama decided I was good enough to bake our traditional Luxurious Kyrii Cake...

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Maggie the Meerca - a Cautionary Tale
Once upon a time in Neopia there lived a young Meerca named Maggie. She was very sweet, and her parents loved her dearly, but she had one serious character flaw. She was an incessant chatterbox!

by geneames1

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The Diary of a Pea Chia
Dear Diary, Today was the first day of Neoschool. I have a wonderful teacher named Miss Usulberry; she even had a desk made smaller just for me, a little pea Chia!

by courtneycookie

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Defence Techniques for Custard Pets
But as the Grarrl comes closer, you can see a hungry glint in his eye and practically hear the rumble of his empty stomach. Sure, he likes your new coloring, but he wants to see how you taste! Yes, maybe some would consider it cannibalism, but remember, you're custard now!

by puppy200010

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3 Ways to Become Distinguished Enough for Kelp
But if you're still longing for some of that exotic Maraquan cuisine, then this article will help you become a distinguished patron - distinguished enough to mosey on into Kelp without any kind of reservation.

by manga_animegrl218

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The Rainbow and the Wind: Part One
She'd sweep by your ear; you'd feel a light breeze encircle you, and sometimes it was cool, and sometimes it was cold. And you'd hear that voice whispering in your ear: "Cirsha."

by neo_star_queen

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BOOM!: Part One
"In two weeks," she declared excitedly, her ears perking, "we will be hosting our first ever science fair!"

by blubblub317

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