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Issue: 203 | 12th day of Hiding, Y7

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	Neopian Neophyte Fractions? Pfft, try taking calculus! :P by leedom111
	You Do Realize... Begin the fight! by glowing_banana
	Lemonade But there was this nice man named Adam... by sunset_midnight
	Confuzzled A special kind of love. by white_draigon
	No N00bs is Good N00bs It's the latest fashion, I tell you. by summerschilde
	n00blett3z WARNING : Chatspeak ahead! Also by idb by the_space_faerie
	Random Encounters ... ^_^' by isatura
	Budgeting Hey, this one is cute. by cleoannie
	Anthro Antics Lions, Tigers, and Fangirls....oh my! by mekimoki
	A New Hobby I'll get the fire extinguisher. by ssj4saturnduo
	The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny "Windy" Drawn by articuno_neo by immortalmina
	Uni's Scorn Aww! You are so cute!! by jjuulliiee43
	Rainy Sleepover Okay, what was the point of that? by linds4y
	Fruity Famille Lurking Shadow Creature? by faeriegurl4lyfe
	The Yarn- Bed Bugs Bed bugs, Earwigs and other things that go bump in the night. by pieieieie
	Simply Sane Mwahahaha! ... ahem. by lament_of_solitude
	PoNG!1 Something has happened! by scamhunter4ever
	Petpet Mania Intelligence matters. O_o by hallonglass
	A Dangerous Game of Dice-A-Roo Find out the REAL risks of avatar-collecting! by __brunette__shorty__
	Kawaii Guess what I bought!! by crow213
	Ultimate Cork Gun Missed. Try again. by ssjelitegirl
	Aishas Pwn! Where's my Candy Vampire...? by chelsey2713
	Comic Thing Neohomes are getting rather hazardous... by murderous_pikachu
	The Misadventures of Konig It's a lovely day for a kite... Story by liger_zero3123 by beaslays
	Joumy Simple pleasures, eh? by flying_hiii
	Splodge What's up with you? by scribble
	Hard-Learned Lessons Some things have to be learned the hard way... by o0little_tiger0o
	An Involuntary Spasm Ever wondered what a Mutant Faellie with the hiccups looked like? by moonlit_sparkle
	Chemical Reactions No one ever said teaching Chemistry would be easy... Written by Laurelinden by faeriestories
	Snowager Challenge #2 Snowager is so cool. by firefree_girl

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What Not to Do at Kelp

Kelp—a five-star, gourmet, exquisite, restaurant at the bottom of New Maraqua. It is said that the food is quite nice and the service is excellent. I have recently built a neohome in Maraqua, only a few blocks away from it. I enjoy nice food at fine restaurants. When I read that a new place called “Kelp” opened up, I was excited to pay it a visit...

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Faerie Storm
A thought glimmered in the Faerie Queen's mind. A smile played about her lips as she murmured to herself...

by just_waiting

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Little White Muse
I went for a brisk run, took a hot bath, changed back into my clothes, cracked my knuckles, grabbed my favorite pen… and got down to work.

by really_awesome_d00d

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Breadfish? yes. Butterfish? yes. Toastfish? ....
"Breadfish?" she asked, puzzled. "Why is there a breadfish? Is there a butterfish? A toastfish?" She set off to ask the great smart pets of Neopia.

by elinion

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Move Along Now!
We cobbled together this mishmash of Neopian scenarios in which Movement would be helpful, justifications for Movement, possible reasons for the existence of Movement and also some kitchen sinks.

Also by jazz_invincible

by sunset_rose285

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A Day in Another's Shoes: Part One
"Teacher's pet... No, teacher's faerie," the Fire faerie named Ignicia whispered as several faeries around her giggled...

by shadowcristal

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Stolen Treasures: Part One
"Coming!" Kara called back. She remembered that they both had kitchen duty today. It was one of their favorite jobs, as long as it didn't involve doing the dishes...

by uni_luver

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