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Issue: 202 | 5th day of Hiding, Y7

Comics

	Neopian Neophyte Where'd it go? o_O by leedom111
	Notions and Nonsense Next time, I think they should buy a map. Art by aimeilee by patjade
	Cotton Candy Tree (of Doom!) Then again, who wants a bottle of sand? by lingers
	Coffee Break- Cake Break Some neopets obviously take things too seriously.... or is it just the coffee talking? by isabella462
	Rainbow Blues And some pets wait all their lives to be painted... by meggyness
	Lenny Sack The ray is fired at Lenny... ZZZAAAAPPPP! by ickessler
	In From the Department of Redundancy Department Isn't that kind of redundant? by ruse
	Ignoramus Bliss The paaaaaain. D: by xxsheltiesrock
	The Quest Congratulations! You just got a quest. by wings_
	Pretty Kitty Mom said my picture was in the dictionary!!! by halfwayaddict
	Oddly Enough Odd Collectors o.0 by skypupgoddess
	The Pant Devil Strikes Neopets wear pants too... You just don't see them... by victoriavp
	The Unbelieveable The downside of being sponge... by x0xsammehx0x
	Perplexity Is the love onesided? by stormchaser42
	Neopox Pizza I'm starting to feel sick again... by apanah
	Neotruisms: Hungry Skeith Truism = an obvious truth. So why do we always forget? :-) by coruscatebleu
	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. Ugg, not another Breadfish! by wonderweezel
	N3oW3IRD Episode 03 Let's go fly a kite! by neekko
	NeoDizzy: All Tied Up RAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!! by linzee27
	Random Things Not wanted. by sky665
	Living in Neopia! Kiko Day... by sensuke
	Usuki Dream.. Are you usukiphobic?... by lord_axl
	Everyday Adventures of Zack Zafara Don't brag to the Cellblock players... especially not the Warden. by rufusrockskp
	Confuzzled Locked in... by white_draigon
	Deviant: You are who you choose... Stray's always told me I am who I choose to be, now, she's gonna prove it. by rekaru
	NeoComp Spyder Spyder Spyder... by chibikatza
	Neopups Never ever put the Meerca Chase game near the Neggsweeper game. by wicked_dragonite
	Worst Nightmare Come on, it could have been dung. by invaderzim_02
	A Late April Fools Cartoon I've got my eyes peeled... by crow213
	Fumbled! Now with more radiation! by kesomon

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Camo is Cool

We all know Neopia's past trends, whether it be baby, Darigan, plushie, or the most recent trend, grey; nothing will keep your little darling in the social circle like a fresh coat of camouflage. Unlike all those fashion flops, this year's beau is sure to be around for decades to come. For those of you who are skeptical...

Other Stories

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Promise
The Meerca named Jane hugged her best friend. "I promise you a battle." She smiled. "In five years."

by shadowcristal

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The Robot Meetings
Cyber turned his head slowly around, and looked sadly at his room. He magnified his view, but it was hopeless, he could already see there was no furniture in there...

by jumperlilo

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But of Course I'm on the List!
Now there is a new food solution for all of you Choosy Chombies, Persnickety Peophins and Selective Skeiths that won’t give you a bellyache...

by mimed

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Fifty Reasons Why Pirates Pwn Thieves
Pirates pwn thieves. Without further ado, here’s fifty absolutely logical and un-debatable reasons why.

by cosmicfire918

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Runaway Raindorf - Part Three
I asked for a doughnut and received one that was made of ice with just a little bit of sugar coating on the top. I glanced sideways at Damien when the chef turned his back...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Home < High Seas: Part Seven
Worn out and mollified, she returned to her tiny, wet bunk, and curled up to nap. She had a lot to think upon...

by destervetha

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