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Issue: 168 | 2nd day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What really happens during a game of Meerca Chase... by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles II Who does he think he is? by huggsy_666
	Neopups It's embarrassing to go in there. by wicked_dragonite
	Neotails Scary news if you're a Neopet... by catsurii
	Stressful Slorgs Slorgs, manageable? I think not. by 4_ever_
	Dangerously Insane This is why you should never leave your pets home alone... by leah_51293
	About 4 Babies Funky glasses! by baby_faerie104
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 6 Why ME? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder "Being Cheap" by tambourine_chimp
	A Scrap of Reality "A Little Cute" by shikononi
	Jester of Non-Humor Be picky about the house you decide to pilfer... by jesterimp
	Avatar Difficulties: Kasuki Lu It shouldn't have been that hard... by fuzzy_green_glue
	If You Only Knew... Some Neopets never change... by mindela_me
	Version: My Pets Girlish figure? by blue_bunny_
	You Don't Want to Know... Run for your life! by _mist_fae_
	Homemade Phew, something smells! by fairystripe
	The Neo Experiment Is he good or is he evil? Nobody really knows... by mystic_dragon_4
	Jelly Chia Food Hmm... What does a Jelly Chia eat anyway? by arreat77777
	Dark Neopia What do you think you're doing? by dragon_spine
	Petpet Sitter You know, they really should choose their Petpet sitters more carefully... by looking_for_cybunny
	Not Just Another Neopet "Evil Peas" by everybody_say_moo
	Snowager Challenge That bad snowager... how I "like" him.. by firefree_girl
	Petpet Tails Comic the Second!! by little_hamsters365
	Neopia Over Used ...I thought it was happiness faerie not smelly faerie O.o by hyper_n_confused
	Brain Dead Haha! Look, Rytuno! He looks really funny in that outfit! by ashoryu
	Peanut Dash And They're Off!!... by cummi_is12
	Spooky Hey, a little help here? by ghostkomorichu
	Baby Kiko Adventures Don't steal from baby Neopets... by k_aren_z
	Life with Sparkalar This is why fire Neopets shouldn't eat Blue Bomberries... T_T by nestly2552chi
	Something Has Happened Not my day... Also by Ickessler>/i> by tdyans
	Icy Daze You're melting the snow! by bry_zee86
	Insane Sanity EAT MORE SNORKLE! by faerie_luvr_girl
	Comic Mischief Insults work against evil... by just_plain_tooony
	Lettuce Tongue I must be really sleepy... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Bucky the Babaa "A Very Traumatic Experience" by simsman24000
	Boo! It's the Ghost Jubjub! Everyone needs a hero! by gloss_frozen
	Just Another Day Addiction or Hobby? by twink_lingz
	Just Great Consider it done! by jeaniesofatso
	Oh Holidays Burp! by alisha_star11
	Major Malfunction #14 Muwahahaha! by moonxtal
	All the Pretty Bubbles The ultimate test nightmare... by naniwai_illusion

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Hard to Resist

When someone says the word 'cookie' what does your pet do? Jump up & down and look around excitedly? Whether it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kiko Lake Cookie, White Chocolate Cookie, you always have your pet's uttermost attention when you mention the 'C' word. I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’.

Other Stories

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The Pilfering Petpet
I swung my feet over the edge of the bed and into my fuzzy blue slippers. Well, at least one of my fuzzy blue slippers. The other seemed to have gone missing. I had a pretty good idea where it had gone, too. Foofoo.

by ladyarienwen

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A Day as Dr. Sloth
Sure, you suppose I could have gotten a job elsewhere in the Virtupets Space Station. I mean, a smart girl like me with those computer skills? Surely there's a spot somewhere. Yeah, that's what I thought too.

by child_dragon

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Everything Under the Sun: A Guide To Mystery Island
So are you tired of coming home after a long day of making Neopoints? Are you fed up with fighting pets, too much work, or an over-crowded guild? Do you need to relax but don’t know where to begin?

by tinybaby_orange1

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Bell’s Field Guide to Neomails
If you’ve ever won a contest, or lead a very important guild, you would know that the business of Neomails is a really tricky one. Hundreds of Neomails flood your inbox at an alarming rate, and believe me, it can really get on your nerves...

by belldandy213

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The Woes of an Avatar Pet: Part Two
My new sister shrugged and said, "I don't know, but if I were you, I'd rather think of what'll happen to you when she's done collecting avatars."

by precious_katuch14

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Savak: The Medallion - Part Five
"Shimmy up the pipe?" Lukas asked. "What would that…Oh, to get to that vent, you mean? I could try."

by zephandolf

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