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Issue: 165 | 5th day of Storing, Y6

Comics

	Fighting Fire With Fire As you may know... by jamiethegryphan
	Neopian Wackiness Joke Book Wackiness by cherv1
	Vicious Kadoaties Looks can be deceiving. by lukeneedsatrim
	The Meerca Siblings #9: Look Out Below! by comedian872001
	Bucky the Babaa LIEK OMG IT'Z A BUCKY COMIC!!!!!!111 by simsman24000
	Whoops... Can I help you? by ickessler
	NeoComp A very bad cold... by chibikatza
	Soap Bubbles He can make soap bubbles... by moscowmule
	Equipment Troubles A Fire Utility Belt? That's murder.... by yugiohjorge32
	Neotopia! A sight for sore eyes. by kiananight
	Life with Sparkalar It's the only way... by nestly2552chi
	The Pant Devil Has Stolen This Title. What? But I put this comic in my safety deposit box! by rhoc
	Hilarious- Trick or Dung I don't think that's candy... by weelupeh
	Meridellian Mayhem- Saving Jeran Isn't the knight supposed to save the damsel in distress? Not the other way around? by ikkin_with_attitude
	Spressions: Ball POP! by quizmire
	Norazy Don't eat me! by kitty_tiky
	Ironies of Neopia Why do you get away with everything? by blubblub317
	About 4 Babies Featuring: Cannibal Kadoaties + Our new sister, Risaly by baby_faerie104
	Random Life Lucky at the Neopian Lottery? I don't think so... by nolwe
	Totodum and Turtumdee I made a new friend! by huggsy_666
	Extreme Kiko Adventure RUN! by k_aren_z
	Jester of Non-Humor Why Lupes can't be pirates. by jesterimp
	All in a Neopian Day There is just one little problem... by confuzerated
	The Fact of the Matter Ice meets the only thing colder... by lestatsluver666
	Whack-a-Kass...? Maybe bread wasn't the best choice... by mr_rubber_band
	Fond Memories: Misundersanding Poor building! by prettyprincesslady54
	The Aishatery I think I got an idea... by nannakatrine
	Simply Random 1... 2... by saraistarr
	Weird Aisha Dreams! What are Aisha's dreams about??? Click to find out! :P by _yasemin_emin
	I Can't Draw - Halloween Edition A bit late... but who cares? Now 63.75% better drawn. by tijntjuh_
	Chuck Full of Cheese #2 Heh, he fell for it. by dragonkid4231
	The Problems of Being an Ice Bori Ice isn't so cool after all. by frayedknot
	Lenny Sack It takes a lot of eggs to make a giant omelette. by ickessler
	Coco's New Pet Coconut_Tigerneo gets his new petpet. by muffin_da_fox
	@ Home Oh no! My ear fell off! by lil_bloo_roo
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - The Album La la la.... stupidity.... La la la... by neo_tomi
	Sloth on the Rox In the beginning... by plushieowner

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"Clean Up In Aisle 5" by acexofxspades
"Do you have any idea how long it takes to make an exact replica of the faerie city out of cans?" he demanded. "My masterpiece is ruined!"...

Other Stories

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A Treasure Lost
"Aylinn, there's something I need you to look at," Deki said. "I can't say more right now… but follow me to the house. It's urgent…"

by _shakky_

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The Fire and Ice Twins
Aquarius grinned. This was all too easy. And to think his twin brother could have gotten more experienced Neopets for his service!

by dudetti

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Winterizing Your Neopets: A Guide to Terror Mountain
I had been hoping for nice, open fields of snow, ready for me to frolic in. What I found were nice, open fields of snow filled with thousands of Bruces that would NOT let me have a turn on their toboggans.

by pk_fire14

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Mastering Hannah and the Pirate Caves
Here is a guide to boost up your points in Hannah and the Pirate Caves. It will tell you how to enter the secret areas and acquire the gems. The gems are each worth 5000 points!

by siriusblack__

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Identity Crisis: Part Three
"I am Commander Halster," he went on, "the one in charge of this space station, and this is my trusted guard, Gazlow."

by del_somebody

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A Peace that Would Last One Thousand Years?: Part Seven
"Well done, Lupe; few could stand against the Defender. Your victory, however, is meaningless. Meridell is ours!"

by ikkin_with_attitude

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