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Qualified Alien

Can I help you?

by justin_967
The Tournament Pt 20

Collab with nostalgicneopian & luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
The Happiest Quiggle

P.S. :DDD!!!

by nut862
Fish Negg: The Incident Part 4

No one is ever nice without ulterior motives. Ever!

by squischsquisch
Ink: Untraditional - Part 8

Good, you're awake.

by june_scarlet
The Fight That Never Ends

I promise the staff (and hat) are worth it.

by ali_stormlight
Ashkary's Café - The Cursed Table Pt. 2

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one.

by saintsalmon
The True Void Fight Experience

What it's really like...

by salem_severn
A Tale About a Very Hot Day and a Chomato

Ever wondered how new items get made so frequently? We have an answer Collab with imbitter

by anotherblond07
Gourmet Club Initiation

A fancy new feast! Collab with bunchanumbas & funny_haha_funny

by qlobal
Blossoms~ Hidden Views Part 5

Everyone has a death wish today!

by twillieblossom
Amikarashui #26

Vanquishing the Void

by bluecloud300
NO MORE QUESTIONS

But I need them...

by scaryellie
The Malevolent Being Beat

What players have been up to in the Battledome...

by lunarshadowknight
Serious

Be so serious...

by petfriendamy
 
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How to Survive a Jelly Festival Gone Wrong



A brand new Jelly-themed festival is rumoured to make its big debut in Neopia during the next week, amidst polarising opinions by the general public. On one hand, those in favour of the festival are looking forward to enjoying a day of jelly, bounce and jolly time. With alleged jelly rides and slides, new jelly products and a brand new beverage, the adventure seekers are in for a treat. On the other hand, growing concerns of the amount of jelly required and its rate of growth - due to its unpredictable nature - has led to a grand portion of Neopians believing that it is a recipe for doom. To try and persuade the negative public opinion and relieve some of the fear behind the erratic growth rate of jelly, we are exploring some effective ways of combating this gelatinous substance. During an emergency at the festival, please take these precautions to mitigate the threat and stay safe. Stick ‘em with the pointy end In the unlikely case that you find yourself face to face with a growing mass of jelly, it is important to, firstly, grab the sharpest object you can find in your surroundings. With the pointy end pointing towards the jelly, start poking holes into the incoming threat.



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