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The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga

A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23.

by no1_tails_fan
The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview

"As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!"

by kaitlinhoneybee
Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations

"Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!"

by loyalty_sustained
The Spooky Food Shop Exposed

"I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..."

by _brainchild_
Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian

"The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..."

by cryistalene
A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time

"Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020

by corrina404
Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia

Happy Halloween!

by mickey_a94_a39
 
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"Rubble and Memories" by parody_ham
A letter came, as they often did, in the beak of a Weewoo. But this one was different. It had Lord Darigan’s wax seal, a golden miniature of the Citadel with the letters “LD” written in cursive below. Sally, his Darigan letter Weewoo, dropped the letter into my hand after a chin scratch. She rested on my head for a few minutes—preening as she did—before darting back towards the floating fortress. Usually, Galgorroth handled our Lord’s letters if they were important, or some scribe with a motor mouth. And spires above were there a lot of talkative scribes.




Other Stories


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A New Normal for Halloween
"I hadn't planned to be walking here, of all places, at night..."

by saqo

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Is the Tooth Faerie Made of Teeth?
"A shaggy Lupe's head emerged from behind a horrid pastel Ona-shaped chair. Beneath his bushy eyebrows, his yellow eyes flicked left and right, glowing in the gloom of the dimly lit room..."

by liouchan

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"Welcome back to my chronicles of finding and making the best foods in all Neopia! The tales I’m sharing today come from places parched of water and overwhelmed by the heat..."

by doglover3662

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A Hero's Journey: It Takes Two
"The commotion in the bandit camp woke Mordred up at last. The stealthy Shoyru sat up in time to see Petro hurled at the foot of his makeshift throne..."

by precious_katuch14

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Spooky anagrams
Can you solve these Spooky Anagrams?

by isabelleke49

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Wayfarers
"This is a night of terrors..."

by ssjelitegirl



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