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Fit For Summer: Healthy Food Plan

In this article, I'll help you come up with a food plan you can implement to get ready for the beach.

by blessed_faerie
The Season of Writing

Notebooks, journals, diaries! There are so many to choose from – an endless variety for every taste and style one might imagine.

by absol_wolf
What We Love About Neopets: The Stock Market

This article is not a guide to the Stock Market. In this article, I will be outlining why it is that you, the average Neopian, should be using the Stock Market to increase the stability and sustainability of your Neopoints income.

by sanosarah
A Guide to Writing a Series

If you're looking for something to write for the Neopian Times, one section you should look at is series.

by rider_galbatorix
Account Refurbishment

Help is at hand! Follow these simple steps and shake those cobwebs off forever!

by heart_of_sword_
Typing Terror Terms

Who knew you could learn so much from Typing Terror?

by oseyeris
What Are Your Humblest Neopets Wishes?

By humble, I mean wishes that don't require a lot of Neopoints to fulfill.

by indulgences
The Oracle's Origins: 10 Warnings for Neopia

To understand her motives, we must understand the Oracle herself. Who is she?

by niddyz
Books from Kreludor! A Guide to Booktastic Books

Your Neopet could be one of Kreludor's finest, but are you up to the challenge?

by nighters
 
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"A Bruce with a Contract" by sirr1ch1
The Bruce sat in the darkest corner, of the darkest inn Mystery Island had to offer. The air was stifling. Being a Bruce, he was more suited for the cooler climate of Terror Mountain, but he always went to wherever his contracts sent him. The door to the inn opened, letting in a slight breeze...




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A Hermit Magician
Victirus glanced up, discarding the book he was reading in a reflex. Walking towards the edge of the cliff, he scanned the surrounding woodland.

It was faint from the distance, but he could see it: What looked like a cluster of movement near the north edge of the forest.

by lux_aeterna1234


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Potato Quest: Extreme Wishes
"Hey dude," said everybody's favorite extreme potato counter, the Extreme Potato Counting Wocky. "Grant me my heart's greatest desires!"

by garfield22222

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Desert Journey: Part Seven
Something was not right. But before Noel could speak, the weakened ground suddenly gave way. With nothing to grab, Aria and Noel began falling...

by cureleantwilight

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My Brother Tobin: Part One
My brother Tobin was born on Kreludor. He's not really part of my family, a white weewoo dropped him off on our front porch with the Neopian Times one day. At least, that's the story I tell all my friends, the ones who ask why Tobin is so... weird.

by fields_of_gold

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Potatoes - Neohomes
Decisions, Decisions

by breaziecat

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Not Ill!
At least someone got the avatar...

by front_reverie



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