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Issue: 475 | 23rd day of Celebrating, Y12 |
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Headlines "The 12 Days of Project Killjoy" by breakingchains I simply hate my current owner. Her name is Amelia. She obtained me the moment she arrived in Neopia – Vaela and Tollo came much later. (I was first, she says, because "JubJubs are soooo cutesy-bootsy, d'awww!". Yes, she really talks like that.) And I tell you, I have been bored simply to tears ever since I came to live here. The most excitement I've had...
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Under the Tree... Far, Far, Far Under the Tree The Korbat inside the tree (the one that nobody ever saw, the one that made the tree come to life at all) slipped down from his little perch right inside the tree's alleged mouth and into the narrow tunnel that led into the land underneath.
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Jingle Bells "It's not like that, here. It's not supposed to snow tonight. I've been here all my life and not once have I seen somebody go Christmas caroling."
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