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	Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs His secrets unveiled. by kylacz
	A History of Neopian Proverbs All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul. by autotune
	Life Without Toilet Paper? It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with! by indulgences
	Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers? by ponytail135
	Popularity Is Just a Word What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't? by mercyofthefallen
	MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it. by carrotopian
	Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You! In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you! by andrewthebestes
	Orange-Tastic Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them? by madkgoser
	A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing! by facetiousmind

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"The Pirate and the Princess" by alhan_shadowseeker
From where he lay in the grass, he could see the towering coliseum where the Fourth Annual Altador Cup was taking place. Though it wouldn't be long before his favorite team, Krawk Island (naturally) would be taking the field, the forlorn Eyrie had been tasked "not to move from that spot..."

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The Pirate and the Princess
No. He'd been told to stay put. And though he didn't like it, he wasn't going to worry his owner by disappearing.

by alhan_shadowseeker

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Sophie versus the Altador Cup
Sophie turned to face that blue, raging Techo and demanded, "Pipe down! I can barely hear myself think."

by a_greenparrot

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Snowfall's Solstice: Part Six
Quicker than a streak of lightning, she flexed her wings and sprang up beside me, slamming a torrent of pure ice into the ground. For a second I just stood there like an idiot...

by soupfaerie_best

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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part One
Mr Marcus ignored his secretary, and instead focussed a fake smile on James. "You won't have to worry too much about rain where I'm sending you."

by punctuation_ninja

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ACIV DUH-RAMA!
Arms? Who needs 'em?

by chikara_flame

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AltaCup Antics
This is why goalies should not be made of Jelly....

by chagrins

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