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	The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place. by fancifully
	Exclusive Neopian Interviews: Plushie Palace Cybunny She is most often seen immersed in a flood of colorful plushies, and is probably harder working than you are. by scorchi123
	Top Ten Reasons Why Pet Rocks Rock! Many famous and historic Neopians from Brucey B to Bug Eye McGee have had a faithful pet rock standing silently by their sides. Or sitting... or whatever it is rocks do. by kitkat582
	Ten Questions We May Never Find the Answers To What exactly are camouflage Ixi supposed to blend in to? by silvernonsense
	Chef Bonju Avatar Solved No avatar has ever remained unsolved for this length of time without someone having it until now. by xtremethefallen
	Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches. by be2aware
	CayCaed! Travels: Goldrun The wacky duo is back for another round of reviews! by kattrish
	Ten Ways Not to Get to Goldrun Don't you dare tell her I said this, but 100, even 1000 of Jhudora's quests won't gain you access to Goldrun. Also by hidden_0_o by akari24

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"The Wooden Meepit Totem" by mangodan
Ever since he had received that prank kit for his birthday, Bame had been intolerable, always playing tricks and scaring people. But this was the last straw! She had been saving all week to get this blouse, and now it had been ruined in just a few seconds! She gulped her tears down and stomped off, ignoring...

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